Stryker Millyuns - ProfilesArchive

About Me

I talk smooth. I have hands that soothe. I have some moves, and a lot of grooves.

My Interests

Eating Dead Babies, Killing Dead Babies, Screwing Dead Babies, Screwing Dead Babies That I Have Previously Killed And Ate.

I'd like to meet:

A Slinky Piece of Homework.

Music:

Stuff that's awesome, Blondie, Charlie Parker, Pete Seeger, Television, DEVO, Cake, White Stripes, VU.

Movies:

Don't watch'em.

Television:

PBS is the only thing on it that matters. PBS and Seinfield.

Books:

Kill all the books and ship them to the Puritans. The Bastards.

Heroes:

Sigurd, Gilgamesh, Bendo, that one guy I met on the bus who tried to convince me he was in Beat Farmers but discredited himself when he told me he was just "looking to get drunk". He said his name was Frank N. Stine. God I love that man.

My Blog

The Creation of A Nu Jonn

I went coo-coo-bananas, but I am back, and now I have the things I need to do all set up. I have some asses to kick, some names to take, and an autoharp to conquer. Make way for Nu Jonn, the master of...
Posted by Stryker Millyuns on Sun, 18 Dec 2005 09:35:00 PST

Make an effort.

Join The Human Liberation Front, and liberate humanity from the chains of slavery.
Posted by Stryker Millyuns on Wed, 09 Nov 2005 08:14:00 PST

WXYTWZXY

Keyboards rock shit out of the tightest of elderly ass.
Posted by Stryker Millyuns on Sat, 17 Sep 2005 12:44:00 PST

Yo

I really don't want to be at BK anymore, but I have to wait before I can get a deffinate answer as far as dropping out and starting college. I hope you all understand that my sperm is tired of landing...
Posted by Stryker Millyuns on Fri, 16 Sep 2005 05:31:00 PST

Man Alive

She plays the Accordion! She's excellent.
Posted by Stryker Millyuns on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Yet another

Tell me what you got! -Give me your number? -Let me kiss you? -Watch a movie with me...even a really sappy one? -Let me take you out to dinner? -Drive me somewhere/anywhere? -Take a shower wit...
Posted by Stryker Millyuns on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

I am weak. I have been broken.

Fill this out. And then leave me in my shame. 1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends? 3. When and how did we meet? 4. How have I affected you? 5. What do you think of me? 6. What's the fondest memo...
Posted by Stryker Millyuns on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Returned?!

No. I'm just here to tell everyone who reads this to not put current moods or currently listening to in their blogs unless they also create an original emoticon involving a tophat. Thank you.
Posted by Stryker Millyuns on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Best Ever?!

Mood: I hope you choke on a penis Emoticon EII|8^03 (tophat, motherfucker!) I only keep this because it has the single greatest emoticon ever.
Posted by Stryker Millyuns on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST