Words. People who love them. Making bad decisions. Hattori Hanzo. Walking around Berkeley. Confusing lust with love. Elves. Girls who know they're cute. Having too much to do. Dropping things. Thinking too much. Food. We need food.
People who can't finish a sentence. Kids who did too much acid back in the day. Hippies. People who say "hella" six or seven times a minute. Poets. Chairman Mao. Jules from Pulp Fiction. Meatwad.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Evan
Birthday: February 4th 1985
Birthplace: El Cajon, Cali
Current Location: East Bay, CA
Eye Color: bluish on a good day
Hair Color: depends on its location on my body
Height: 6'1"
Right Handed or Left Handed: I hustle right-handed but play with my left
Your Heritage: irish-italian
The Shoes You Wore Today: I'm not like that
Your Weakness: romance
Your Fears: bigfoot and other yetis
Your Perfect Pizza: ham & pineapple
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: inner peace & world domination
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: I only use telephathy
Thoughts First Waking Up: do I live here?
Your Best Physical Feature: I have really sexy legs
Your Bedtime: whenever
Your Most Missed Memory: snorting pixie stix
Pepsi or Coke: crack cocaine
MacDonalds or Burger King: crack cocaine
Single or Group Dates: I don't date
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: ken ren milk tea
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: all about that espress
Do you Smoke: constantly
Do you Swear: almost as much as I smoke
Do you Sing: try not to
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: once, I'm over it
Do you want to go to College: maybe
Do you want to get Married: possibly
Do you belive in yourself: I do
Do you get Motion Sickness: only when I move
Do you think you are Attractive: yes
Are you a Health Freak: dude, read above and figure it out
Do you get along with your Parents: three of them
Do you like Thunderstorms: I fuckin love em
Do you play an Instrument: the pencil
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: nope
In the past month have you Smoked: we've been over this
In the past month have you been on Drugs: I slam life in the neck man
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nope
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: I hope not
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: not even one
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: I prefer not to think about it
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes, a little one
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: not in water
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: depends who you ask
Ever been Drunk: once or twice
Ever been called a Tease: yup
Ever been Beaten up: more than a couple times
Ever Shoplifted: so much
How do you want to Die: heart attack during sex
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: older
What country would you most like to Visit: italy
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: green
Favourite Hair Color: dark or red
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: short usually
Weight: small usually
Best Clothing Style: very little
Number of Drugs I have taken: uh between a lot and way too many
Number of CDs I own: a few
Number of Piercings: none
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: one but I'm not about to write it here...
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The Sopranos, Oz, Lost, Arrested Development, The Daily Show, Aqua Teen
Tao Te Ching, Catcher in the Rye, Watership Down, Survivor, A Wrinkle in Time, all Dr. Seuss.
Alan Ball, E.E. Cummings, Quentin Tarantino, Oliver Stone, and of course Chairman Mao.