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They Call Me Porn Boots

Jack ♥

About Me

Alright, I'm Jack Off'iler, no pun intended lol. Erm I'm very passionate about music, fave bands are The Libertines and Babyshambles, went to see em, brilliant!!!! Yeah I play guitar, am alright, wana make a band though really. I own one third of a Metallic Salmon Citroen Saxo along with Sam and this other lad. Am at Cleethorpes Sexy Form doing Maths, Physics and History. I like Physics, but I completely fucked my A levels up, so am off to Hull Uni for four years, doin Physics with Astrophysics with a foundation year. I can't wait to moce out. Oh I work in a microbiology laboratory at weekends, not as posh as it sounds, well borin lol. Seans fit, Baz is a funny cunt n Sams alright. Kate Humphreys is my girlfriend and I love her so much.
Things I Like:-
Franz Ferdinand!
Bed
Astro-Physics / Quantum Theory
Pink Stuff
My porn boots
The guitars
Cricket
Sneezing
Looking At The Stars
Payday
A good yawn
The Beach
South Africa
Robinsons Orange Juice
English Comedy
Pavlova

My Interests

Katie
The Big Four
The Lynton, Quiz Night and Kareoke Night
Music
Playing Guitar
Physics
Clouds

I'd like to meet:

Neighbours AND Little Britain!!! Omg I need a wank :|

Music:

The Beatles
Babyshambles
Dire Straights
The Libertines
The Smiths
Franz Ferdinand
Kasabian
The White Stripes
Dirty Pretty Things
Bob Dylan
The Kinks
The Cribs
The Rakes
Get Cape Wear Cape Fly
Squeeze
Maximo Park
We Are Scientists
The Strokes
The Rolling Stones
Bloc Party
Kubichek!
David Gray
Coldplay
The Hives
Queen
Oasis

Arctic Monkeys were propper rubbish at Leeds Fest lol

I was there, propper ace! Raconteurs - Bang Bang (Nancy Sinatra Cover) and Broken Boy Soldiers

Movies:

Snatch
Ya Mam The Movie
Sexy Beast
The Business
Lock Stock
Dirty Harry
Unleashed

Television:

Neighbours
Simpsons
Comedy

Books:

SEAN'S ULTIMATE GUIDE TO UNARMED COMBAT
A Brief History of Time - Stephen Hawkin
The Elegant Universe
Time Travel In Einstein's Universe

Heroes:


This is my life