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harris

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secretly canadian

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My Blog

le ball and le chain

i knew it.  the reggae, the mock turtlenecks, the appreciation for 2 1/2 men:  all irrelevant.  from those celebate first weeks, i suspected id end up hitched to this beautiful bald bel...
Posted by on Thu, 11 Dec 2008 13:33:00 GMT

through the fire, or when i stopped liking billy

i had a torrid-esque thing with a guy in high school named named billy.  he was smart and a little bit red, but striving.  i could overlook the camaro.  but when chaka khan's  'thr...
Posted by on Fri, 30 May 2008 14:05:00 GMT

april 8, 1979

Dear Diary,      I realized just not that long ago that I am much more mature than my friends.  I need you to let my feeling flow when I have a problem or a certain feeling ab...
Posted by on Mon, 19 May 2008 19:11:00 GMT

diary entry from march 20, 1980

Dear Diary,      Life seems more better every day.  I'm still very moody.  I seem more boy-crazy every day.  I still love Richard Porter.  He only likes me as a...
Posted by on Wed, 14 May 2008 06:55:00 GMT

lector caveo

   this book really sucked.  it was written by an obsessive music fan, so i reckon i could be down with that, but aside from making me glad to be an amateur, this fella was so tiresome....
Posted by on Thu, 13 Mar 2008 06:08:00 GMT

being 40; being forward

*i saw bonnie raitt put on a rockin show the night of her 40th birthday.  she was touring behind the wonderful 'nick of time', and i remember thinking--so patronizingly, now--'good for her! ...
Posted by on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 02:28:00 GMT

id love to write about my date with the alcoholic enema salesman/bookie

who is getting a vasectomy on friday, but he was a nice person and id hate him to read this and take it the wrong way.
Posted by on Mon, 04 Feb 2008 07:35:00 GMT

the best concerts i ever saw

looking forward to upcoming brad paisley, tim finn, mike doughty and jay clifford has set me to thinking about live music in general, and my amazing good fortune with it.  in random order--and om...
Posted by on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 06:04:00 GMT

favorite solo

my favorite solo is jason falkner's from calling sarah.  folks who know about such things laugh, but i think they are dumb in that regard.  this solo melds glenn tilbrook's  melodic con...
Posted by on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 22:32:00 GMT

!!!

it happened unexpectedly; it took us both by surprise, and mac's shrieks filled the car before the radio ad fully registered with me.brad paisley is coming to greenville february 16.  this is a s...
Posted by on Thu, 10 Jan 2008 04:38:00 GMT