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Twiztid Ninja

I am here for Friends

About Me

Yeah, I'm bored, so I'm just a Twiztid Ninja. A person from the underground, thats all you need to know. Well if you wanna know more. I live in a tiny city, where there is nothing to really do. I work on cars, used to do stereos. Now I'm all about cars. I love to tinker, troubleshoot, and repair cars. I'm a down ass ninja who just is bored one day so I decide to fill out all this stuff. My girlfriend and I got a cute lil puppy. She's an Australian Sheppard with some lab in her.

I have found my second love, the Arbor Pocket Rocket.
First being my girlfriend

My Interests


"I'm lit like a candle, and they hatin' cause I'm hot like the left sink handle."I like concerts, The Psychopathic Record label, and your moms hot too. Like I said in the about me part, I work on cars. I love working on cars, something calming about it. Other than cars I'm too laid back to do much, besides hang out with friends, and play around on the internet. Since I turned 21 I drink now. Goddamn I love Caribou Lou's!! I play video games all the time and trying to learn anything I can about HTML.

I'd like to meet:

Well of course being a ninja myself I wanna meet more ninjas. If your from California hit me up also, I always like to talk with people from california, cause I never find them in chat rooms or anything. If you feel like hitting me up on MSN & Yahoo my account is [email protected] or on Aim its TwiztidNinja5150

Friend Vs. Juggalo
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Friend: Calls your parents Mr. or Mrs.
Juggalo: Call your parents Mom or Dad.

Friend: Has never seen you cry.
Juggalo: Has the best shoulder to cry on.

Friend: Askes you for your number.
Juggalo: Ask you for their number (cuz they can't remember it).

Friend: Will leave you hanging to be with a crowd.
Juggalo: Always has your back.

Friend: Runs for help in a fight.
Juggalo: Jumps in the fight to help.

Friend: Will bail your stale ass out of Jail.
Juggalo: Will be sitting right next to you saying that was fucking awesome.

Friend: Will help you move out of a house.
Juggalo: Will help you move a dead body out of the house.

Friend: Never asks for anything to eat or drink.
Juggalos: Opens the fridge takes out some faygo and makes herself/himself at home.

Friend: Borrows your stuff for a few days then gives it back.
Juggalos: Has a closet full of your stuff and its aight.

Friend: Only knows a few things about you.
Juggalos: Could write a biography on your life story.

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Music:

Anything under the Psychoapthic record label or beneath the streets. well heres a list anyways -=- ABK, ACDC, Aerosmith, Afroman, Beck, Blaze Ya Dead Homie, Bowling for Soup, Burt Bacharach, Cake, CKy, Cypress Hill, Dark Lotus, Deftones, Divinyls, Everclear, Foo Fighters, Godsmack, Green Day, Hoobastank, House of Pain, ICP, Jimi Hendrex, Jumpsteady, Korn, Kottonmouth Kings, Lazyboy, Lenny Kravitz, Linkin Park, Lipps Inc, Lords of Acid, Lustra (The theme song of Euro Trip), Marilyn Manson, MC Hammer, Metallica, Mindless Self Indulgence, Ming Tea, Monkees, Muse, Nine Inch Nails, Pantera, Papa Roach, Pink Floyd, Presidents of the United States of America, Primus, Prodigy, Pyschopathic Rydas, Rage Against the Machine, Red Hot Chili Peppers, REM, Rick James, Shaggy, Sir Mix-A-Lot, Slipknot, Smashing Pumpkins, Soft Cell, Staind, Starland Vocal Band, Steppenwolf, Styx, Sublime, System of a Down, Tech N9ne, The Who, Three 6 Mafia, Three Days Grace, Three Doors Down, Tool, Trapt, Twiztid, Vanilla Ice, War, White Stripes, Zug Izland

Movies:

Big Money Hu$tler$, Born Twiztid, Purple Show, Ace Venture, Ace Venture: When Nature Calls, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, Star Wars, Austin Powers, Matrix, Dawn of the Dead, Anger Management, Freddy vs. Jason.

Television:

Well I like the snow channel and the channel with all the ants running around, you know in black and white. What you don't get that station?

Books:

Does Ikitome Nekanavious count?

Heroes:

Well I look up to Optimus Prime and the Autobots. You can't forget about Splinter, Michelangelo, Donatello, Leonardo, and Rafael. ..

My Blog

Too much info about me

What is your name?: Twiztid Ninja AKA John Henry McLaughlin IVAre you named after anyone?: YesWhat's your screename?: Aim = TwiztidNinja5150 MSN & Yahoo= [email protected] you name a c...
Posted by Twiztid Ninja on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Our Deepest Fear

"Our deepest fear is not that we are inadequate. Our deepest fear is that we are powerful beyond measure. It is our light, not our darkness, that most frightens us. We ask ourselves, who am I to be br...
Posted by Twiztid Ninja on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST