body {style} background-color:BLACK; }body { font face=courier; }i love food. i like sweating but hate taking showers. getting ready usually takes me 13 minutes. people who work in restaurants are very, very angry. please reference the movie Waiting. i love having dance party usa in my house. steak is a gift from the gods, but only if it's still bleeding. tv is my anti-drug. i'm a sucker for a kid selling shit at my door, even if i don't need it. damn kids. i love quoting- everyone and everything. people who are shiny and happy make me want to kill myself. bitter is the way to be. vodka is like water for my body. go grey goose. silliness is sexy. maturity is overrated. gas happens, embrace it. laughing till your sides hurt and your eyes water is the best feeling in the world. good friends make good times better. toilet papering a house is still cool. never leave home without tp. sometimes you just have to drop your pants and go. drive thru's are essential. sarcasm is the only way to communicate. i love taking breaks in my car. children who scream in public places need to be slapped. coca cola is superior to pepsi. did i mention i love to eat?
My Interests
I'd like to meet:
Someone who isn't afraid to be socially inappropriate....and Lloyd Dobler, Sydney Bristow, and a real "doctor" in a bar.
