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appleton

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About Me

i like complaining, cheese on toast, and the number 29.
allow me to piss on your chips:
i completed jenga.

My Interests

making pasta in a washing machine, playing catch with eggs, staying up all night then eventually falling asleep on a rock, thinking "how did i get here?", nintendo, life threatening allergic reactions, repeatedly telling paddy to take his socks off, cake, washing hair, chocolate milk! arial washing detergent, smelling freshly painted walls, fighting with carboard boxes on my head, missing the last bus back from town cause grace needs a cig, the golden lion fountain in buxton, watching my friends drive their cars into lakes and some other stuff i can't really remember right now...

I'd like to meet:

someone with a cat named "craig".

My Blog

doctors orders

so the other day my GP asked me to devise a list of all things i could have possibly reacted so violently to last monday. as i have no idea whatsoever i have found putting this list together rath...
Posted by apple on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 06:03:00 PST

dreams

Okay, considering that my dreams are far to trippy and vivid not to keep track of, I've decided to keep a blog of them and eventually see if there are any patterns or any of that kind of  shit. I...
Posted by apple on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 03:47:00 PST