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S my D

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About Me


. I like to get drunk and watch pelicans catch fish... I like to teach parrots to say the F word. i think thats funny.. never trust anyone that tells you they own a zebra...chances are they dont. I am a loser and thoroughly enjoy alcohol and Toucan Sam. Pray not to god, but to the tallest giraffe you find... ask him for guidance and let his neck point the way... and never forget that... Never stop asking the important question: Is a bi polar bear a crazy ass bear?, or a half gay polar bear. You will never hear me say "im gonna beat you up or kick your ass or fuck your shit up" to anyone... because im not 14 or a wigger and I am comfortable with the size of my hot dog
Some of them try to rhyme but they can't rhyme like this Go Go Some of them try to rhyme but they can't rhyme like this Go Go Some of them try to rhyme but they can't rhyme like this Go Go Some of them try to rhyme but they can't Go Go Cause I'm the miggida miggida miggida Mac Daddy Miggida miggida miggida Mac Cause I'm the miggida miggida miggida Mac Daddy and i ll make you want to JUMP JUMP!

My Interests

Im interested in making a peanut butter and jelly.. Then im interested in putting it in my sink until it turns into a pirate ship. Then im interested in climbing aboard my ship and searching for treasure and giraffes. But i also enjoy going to the ocean..I dont care what beach what state what ocean...i just love the sounds the smell and the stars. I also love all the girls that have been giving it up in large doses. and i love Mayor McCheese WHAT!

THIS IS WHERE IM FROM

RASHEED WALLACE

Saying i love you has nothing to do with meaning it

Alcohol is jesus
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When the clouds come - make animals.................

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many stories will be left untold, kinda sad everything must go.

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet the person that invented cows. For the most part, I would tell them "Good job" but I would also have to ask the most important question ever: Is he white with black spots or black with white swirls. I would like to meet someone who would let me grow carrots in their backyard. I would also like to meet myself when i was like 10... Because I know he would beat the shit out of me for worrying about life so much... He would kick me in the leg(s), throw a pop can at my head, spit on me and steal my wallet.

The Line Up
I have Friends? friends.

Brother

Fin

JFin Design

Cricket

PFenix

G-Dub

J0hnny5

Me

Y0der

Dex

J.D.

Carley Anne

Gator

Danisaur

HayTrees

Dirty Bird

Tru Dat

BfrankManagement

h0ppa

Calheezy

Wimb

Cricket#2

Fourtney

T.G.N.W.

JOCO

The Cool Kids
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Music:

currently i dig:

I like music that makes you look like an asshole while jamming it, driving across the country

Movies:

get in your pajamas, find a cuddle partner and check out one of the following:
The Rules of Attraction : Crash
The Royal Tenenbaums : Spun
Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles II : Falling Down
Back to the Future : The Waking Life
Airheads : Never Ending Story
(Just the parts with Falcor, because he is a son of a bitch)
Me and You and Everyone We Know : Lucky Number Sleven

Books:

Scar Tissue : Green Egg's & Ham
Who Will Go?

Heroes:

The Vlassic Pickle Bird : Snuffalufagus
My Amazing Friends : My Amazing Family
My Ever Fading Piece of Mind : Rasheed Wallace

My Blog

Things That Ryan Finds Hillarious 101

hello students.Today in "Things Ryan Finds Hillarious" we are going to focus on T9.t9 is an amazing concept that is suppose to predict words you are typing via text messaging ( unless you have a cool ...
Posted by S my D on Tue, 07 Oct 2008 11:15:00 PST

I pulled up to a house around 7 or 8

looked at my kingdom and I was finally here... HOME!The show in Albuquerque last night was amazingmet a lot of cool kids/fans and cool guys in Hawthorne Heights and Armor for Sleep...Being on the road...
Posted by S my D on Thu, 07 Aug 2008 12:28:00 PST

Steers & Queers ( SxSw )

36 total hours of driving..... the smell of thousands of lbs. of cattle shit.... hearing the word "Y’all" on a constant basis....running into Hanson in front of their hotel.... playing the same ...
Posted by S my D on Sat, 15 Mar 2008 01:00:00 PST

Jimi Johnson will pay!!!!!!!!!!

JIMI JOHNSON IS DEAD!!!! before any of you who know him begin to cheer and celebrate... he is not literally dead.. at least not yet anyway.. tho I am thinking of replacing is bottles of arizona i...
Posted by S my D on Sun, 09 Mar 2008 01:17:00 PST

Im going to give you til the count of FUCK YOU!!

ryan=tiredhence ryan talking in 3rd person...this weekend was amazingI got a free toy from a random mcdonalds...that made a middle aged british fat lady get wet..Won Quickdraw McGraw on the first quar...
Posted by S my D on Mon, 24 Sep 2007 03:14:00 PST

Magicians & Record Companies

its like 745am... we just got back from our mini trek.. and i'm tired as shit. The trip was soooooo.... how should I say.... magical! drove out to LA on weds. night... woke up... showered...got lun...
Posted by S my D on Sun, 26 Aug 2007 08:17:00 PST

Raped on a Plane

so after 8 days of kicking with my michigan lovers and poisoning our livers, i return to arizona...however, it was not such an easy task to return... i board my plane.. im sitting in row 11... the doo...
Posted by S my D on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 11:46:00 PST

wipe your shoes before entering and welcome....

this is where i hang my head... and make sweet sweet sweet sweet love...and go on myspace...and drink beer....and cook food...and take out trash...and drink beer.. THe TenantsPart of the living roomT...
Posted by S my D on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 06:41:00 PST

snap back to reality oh, there goes gravity

Yesterday for the first and unfortunate time, i had to go to a funeral for a friend. The whole day was the biggest cloud and ultimate slap in the face of reality.... Granted my dad died when i was 12...
Posted by S my D on Wed, 07 Mar 2007 01:01:00 PST

Cruise Ships, Alcohol and the people that use them

And now some photographic memories of a weekend at sea that included: T Box Todd.... Charlie the Cow going in and out at the same rate.... Baby Chickens that need to stay down.....Tara Puking on the ...
Posted by S my D on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 11:15:00 PST