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Scott

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me

Formerly a pimp, of the harsh streets of Preston. Now a resident chess player in down town New York. Scott spends the majority of his time abusing random passers by and debating eastern european politics with pigeons.
Given the option of either being stranded on a desert island with either Drew Barrymore or Parris Hilton he simply replied:
"Neither! Although given the grim scenario of actually having being stranded with either i'd be thankful that it was an Island as at least i'd be able to end said nightmare with a fatal paddle."
He has a liking to foreign women, as he believes the less communication in a relationship the better. Not because he believes women suffer from any sort of social handicap, more so that his ego cannot take being outwhitted by one.
Finally as Scott is an avid Sunderland fan he has a distinct distaste for anything that managed to crawl out of the river tyne and slide it's way into a Newcastle shirt.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

God , and ask him what his explanation is for World Poverty, The Spice Girls and Newcastle Fans.

Anyone who follows Scientology , i'm not sure why, as this would likely send me into a depressive state and reassure me that the gene pool is so vigorously spoilt, however i'd probably be able to draw immense amount of pleasure from insulting one. So it would probably be a bitter-sweet moment.

Any Brazilian Female (DISCLAIMER: Below the age of 30!) . For reason why please refer to my 'Sex'.

Roy Keane , so i can shine his shoes with my tonge. See Also God.

My Bank Manager , so i can spike his drink and encourage him to extend my overdraft(s).

The Ladies , the following gets my attention from a girl (aside from her breasts, at least i'm honest!):

Personality , She doesn't need to be funny, she doesn't need to be a female incarnation of einstein, she just needs to be a decent person and genuine.

Paitence , because if i was to ever talk to her, she'd sodding need it!

Curves - No Stick insect, no Big Momma's, i like girls with a nice bit of shape, not to much, and certainly not too little.

My Blog

WAGS + Polly Hudson + Roy Keane

Meet Polly Hudson: For some bizzare reason, someone decided to let her lose with a:This lethal combination led to this article:"Apparently Roy Keane reckons football is being ruined by WAGs. My immedi...
Posted by on Thu, 16 Aug 2007 06:57:00 GMT

A blog about blogs.

Whats a blog?Is it another way for me to tell everyone how awesome i am or what i had for breakfast? Yet i went through some of my mates blogs on here and read theres. They were midly entertaining in ...
Posted by on Mon, 13 Aug 2007 05:49:00 GMT

Getting Started

Shit. I've gone and setup a MySpace account.This thing seems pretty useless, wonder what this button doe...
Posted by on Mon, 09 Jul 2007 01:20:00 GMT