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Nessie

About Me

I have a mommy named Mia, a daddy named Chris, and two older cat brothers; Fifi and Flumpies. I was born in Miami but we moved to Silver Spring, MD. I'm not just a cat... sometimes when my mommy and daddy are not home or are asleep I take my owl form and fly down to Miami to visit my Brother Uncle Omar and discuss WWII naval strategies. You see in a past life I was Winston Churchill, I was a fat bastard then who liked to drink my scotch... and before that I was a pirate. In my current life I like to nap, eat, sit on my families laps and think about cheese. Even though my mommy is a dolphins fan, I prefer to watch the Green Bay Packers and the heavenly cheese that surrounds them... (side note: we must rescue the great King of all cheese Brett Favre, who was kidnapped by New Yorkers in big green Jets while he was really tired.) Sometimes I'm a spy for the C.I.A., but that's top secret and I can't tell you about it. I also endure my brother Fifi and his friends when they play their Luther Vandross music on their keyboards and saxaphones. His friend Bartholemew has a crush on me, oh brother.


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