LOUISE-CUMQUAT-BP-LOZ-BOOBLADY'S myspace
and for those of you who dont know and love her here is a summary:
loz is my quadrant going friend who buys me cocktails cos i am permantly broke
lauren has decided she will live in JABAN when she is older (and yes that is spelt correctly) she is the girl with The housepartys where we all get ratarsed and puke up her bedroom wall :) (soz loz ♥
loz is the one who makes me laugh so hard i nearly pee myself
we do the pub crawl drinking coke and still manage to cause mayhem and then we get hungover from the drop in caffeine
she tarts me up regularly and stops me looking like a granny
we stop over each others houses eat ciabattas and hummus (pronounced huuu-moooooose) and watch borat and chigago
we are the terrible twosome and we confuse blokes with our double act lmao
she throws diva fits at the vodaphone man who accuses her of having multiple boyfriends LOL
she is my louise and i am her thelma :) ♥
URSULA-HELGA-OLAF-GINGAMINGE-THELMA XXXX
Heeloooo to the people who have found loz on myspace.
To all the others who havent screw you cause ue not good enough for the lauren.
This is Skankypants writing bout her favourite Booblady.
Every one knows lauren as the booblady.
Shes there for all of us.
With her boobs to...
lean
sleep
cry
cuddle
kiss
sneeze
on.
Shes funny when she wants to be,
and even funnnier when shes not trying at all.
Even though we all like to joke about the size of her GIANT breasts
she knows deep down thats she loves it when they are the center of attention.
But just because we talk about her titties doesn't mean we are shallow beacause we all love lauren for who she is.
A alcohol loving, party going, animal in bed.
so three cheers for Lauren.
I salute you.
I love you.
Fridge
what to say about lauren? well what isnt there to say.lets face it, shes done everything
she nearly defeated hitler while giving him a striptease
she was in westlife until bryan showed up
and she had a goat called betsie
but yeh
shes done other stuff to
shes done stupid things...
like been ridiculously generous
with everyything
like buying everyone something at costas, sharing food and drinks whenever shes got it
she does so much to not let people down
even though she carrys all her own shit as well as other peoples it seems
if you call or text her letting her know your upset
she'll send back kind words
or even in the case of ursula
drive round with good food
she can sympathise even when her world is crashing down around her
and she can make you laugh when your worlds going to shit
a lot of peoples lives would be shittier without her
and shes a legend in her own right
i love you lauren love steffff
♥ Lauren is a Ginger in discise
her nick name is GINA
Lauren is a Girl
She is a Chav at Heart
Well duh
She is like a a CRAB Soft on the inside
and she goes well with chips
She also hugs trees
cus they feel funny
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> Laurennnnnnnnnn; She's fucking hilarious man ;) no joke. She's the one person i can guarantee will put a smile on my face, no matter what mood i'm in. & that's saying something, cus i can be a right moody bitch at times ;D lols. But yes, me and lauren share the love of penguins ;) cus she's THAT cool XD AND! LOLOLOLOLOLOL at the stories that people make up about her ;) and the "lauren voice" XD rofll. I really do love this girl, we're just as stubborn as each other too y'know... OH! and never share a double bed with her... she thinks the middle is "her side" ¬_¬ pfffft. But anyway, long story short; this girl is amazing, screw her around, and i'll personally come hunt you down ;) Love you Laurennnnnnn.(L)! - Naomiii.