you in a dark room. Barring that, I'd settle for Rufus Wainwright, Duncan Sheik, Morrissey, and if we're talking both dead and alive here, then Jeff Buckley too. I'd like to meet Kathy Griffin, Margaret Cho and Sandra Bernhard too (though I actually have already met two of them). And you can add David Foster Wallace and that Eggers guy onto that list too. But isn't meeting people overrated? It never lives up to the hype. What are you going to talk about? "I love your latest (blank)", "Your (blank) was so good", blah blah blah. They want to leave and you want them to sweep you away in their arms and bed you, all Harlequin-like. Fat chance.