My name Borat. I from Kazakhstan. My hometown name Kuzcek. It near Almaty - please you visit!!!
This is where I lives
Age - for 23 harvests I have had hair on pubis.
Zodiac Sign - the Potato
Religion: I follow the Hawk
Sexual Orientation: I am not loolee loolee
Body Type: 2 arms, 2 legs, 112 teeth and chram thick like tube of Pringles
Family - I single - my wife is dead (I did not kill her).
I have 3 sons [Bilak [12], Biram [12], Hooeylewis [13> and I have 17 grandchildrens. Hooeylewis is my most favourite son, Bilak is my least favourite son.
This woman Bilak's wife. I do not know her name
I have brother. His name is Bilo. He once have a demon that live in his head so we open his head and place a dry fish inside to eat the demon, but the demon become angry and make Bilo a retard. He is sex crazy! All day long in his cage he look on porno!
This Bilo son
I have sister. She is #4 prostitute in all of Kazakhstan!
Alcohol/Smoking - I enjoy drink alcohols and smokings cigarette. I like - why not?
Education - I have degree from Astana University in English and plague research. I make 3 new ones. One was release in Uzbekistan and kill over 5 million goats. Other job was make animal chram haves liquid explosion.
This my friend Azamat. He is a fat
My occupation make reportings for Kazakhstan Television. Previous I gypsy catcher and icemaker. I also have work as computer maintenance - I the one who paint it and remove dead birds from its pipes.
This is called a delicious apples
I haves make appearance on Comic Reliefs. You look.
I is meet most intelligent people in all of Englands and I play crickets. Very good! Look on this.
Here I haves fight with Amazat when I was make movefilm in U S and A.
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