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MatTius_316

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About Me

--------+ Love to shuffle, doof, party, curb it up ________+ Keen to know cool and classy girls========+ RaveKore............."Cause we were born with hearts of gold, but as we get old the heart gets cold",,Andre Nickatina The details of my life are quite inconsequential... very well, where do I begin? My father was a relentlessly self-improving boulangerie owner from Belgium with low grade narcolepsy and a penchant for buggery. My mother was a fifteen year old French prostitute named Chloe with webbed feet. My father would womanize, he would drink. He would make outrageous claims like he invented the question mark. Sometimes he would accuse chestnuts of being lazy. The sort of general malaise that only the genius possess and the insane lament. My childhood was typical. Summers in Rangoon, luge lessons. In the spring we'd make meat helmets. When I was insolent I was placed in a burlap bag and beaten with reeds- pretty standard really. At the age of twelve I received my first scribe. At the age of fourteen a Zoroastrian named Vilma ritualistically shaved my testicles. There really is nothing like a shorn scrotum... it's breathtaking- I highly suggest you try it

My Interests

++ Procrastinating, loitering,dawdleing,tarrying,temporizing, genrally hanging out, ++ Going out, getting my shuffle on ++ Meeting cool people, not your average stooge or stoogess ++ awesome friendships and relationships ++ Partying, alcohol, on the whole intoxicating substances and fast times ++ THE MEDIA, money...the 2 tie in -Abusing substances ranging from alcohol to Tripstacy, -Playstation 3, -working out,

I'd like to meet:

Snoop Dogg! Matt Groening, The first guy to build a bong, Albert Hoffman, Stephen King, Don Vito (Bam margera's one and the godfather", Every woman i will be with in the rest of my life so i can start trying to figure them out now, Dave Chappelle, Corey Taylor, That guy who chipped my tooth when i was 13...

Music:

Intelligent dance music, Psytrance, Trance, Heavy Metal, Elektro, House, Dance, Rap,=============== Infected Mushroom, Slipknot, Tiesto, Metallica, Soulwax, Don Diablo, Pantera, Red Hot Chilli Peppers, Nick Fish, Kid Kenobi, Snoop Dogg, Korn, Jeff Buckley, Tony Joe White, Daft Punk, Timo Maas

Movies:

Science fiction== Aliens, Blade Runner, Terminator 2, Donnie Darko, Grindhouse, SerenityAction== 300, Fearless, last action hero, The Jason Bourne SeriesComedy== 40 year old virgin, Knocked up, Hot Fuzz, Little miss sunshine, Shawn of the dead, Haggard, Half Bakedfighting movies, pretty much where people get hurt which i respond to with laughter and glee. -300, -Pirates fo the Carribean, -Xmen series, -Fight Club, -Ong bak,

Television:

Simpsons! Family Guy, Futurama, American Dad, Heroes, Robot Chicken, Weeds, little Britain, Balls of Steel, Outrageous Fortune, Rome, Channel V

Books:

anything by Stephen King or Raymond E Feist, Josef Conrad, George Orwell, Phillip k Dick, Jeffrey Deaver

Heroes:

Tyker Durdin, KRATOS-the god of war! King Leonidas, Dad, Matt Groening, Corey Taylor, That guy who built the first bong Chuck "Iceman" Lidell, Rocky Balboa, Bam Margera,

My Blog

insomnias a bitch; AKA my first blog

A blog?              As a journalist i should take the time to do this, using it as a tool for my career,a means to an end. FOOK OFFF! Security gu...
Posted by MatTius_316 on Mon, 30 Jul 2007 09:56:00 PST