Damn you... |
...Wicked Demon of Skipping Dvds. You have done all in your power to ruin a night of fine drinking and movie viewing. First you cast your hateful shadow on "The 40-Year Old Virgin" with such...
Posted by on Thu, 08 May 2008 04:53:00 GMT |
What the Hell is Wrong With People?-Chapter 1 |
Public Restrooms
The following rant does not include subject matter about women's restrooms as I am not very familiar with them.
Sure, I do go into the lady's room to check my makeup on occasion and ...
Posted by on Wed, 16 May 2007 23:42:00 GMT |
I'm packing up the family and moving to... |
...a pharmaceutical commercial. You know, one for a drug that treats erectile dysfunction or herpes or irritable bowel syndrome or scaly nostril gnomes or something. The people in those ads are defini...
Posted by on Wed, 16 May 2007 23:29:00 GMT |
The Crappiest Place on Earth.... |
....ehhh, my trip to Long Beach(WA) sucked. It wasn't the worst vacation I've ever been on(I think). I had Gabriel with me and, in spite of being sick as a dog, he was in very good spirits for the mos...
Posted by on Sun, 25 Mar 2007 23:03:00 GMT |
"Is There Everquest in Heaven?" |
Seriously, this is a question I overheard a child ask her mother as I sat near them at Chang's Mongolian Grill.
This was a month or so back(but the shelf life on discussing stupid religious stuf...
Posted by on Fri, 02 Mar 2007 23:42:00 GMT |
Are ya icky, are ya sticky, are ya hot as anything? HEY! |
The last 12 hours have been a sticky, sugary hell. For those who don't know, I work at the StockPot soup factory in Woodinville(we make soup for Top Foods, Safeway, Red Robin, TGI Fridays and lots mor...
Posted by on Wed, 20 Dec 2006 01:15:00 GMT |
Does your pussy hurt ,Tom? |
So I'm driving home the other night, flipping through the local radio stations and I hear Tom Leykis doing his usual "Women Are Always Screwing the Guys Over" rant and I flipped past it without really...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Aug 2006 01:19:00 GMT |
Guess what Myspace... |
I don't wanna help George "Raisinbrain" Bush do anything.
I don't wanna help him climb a ladder.
I don't wanna help him dig a hole.
I don't wanna help him run a race.
I don't wanna help him lif...
Posted by on Fri, 09 Jun 2006 00:05:00 GMT |
Ohhh Caaanadaaa..... |
Back from my trip to Victoria B.C. with my lovely wife. We had a damn fine time I must say. We rode a double-decker bus to and from the city. We went to the Royal British Columbia Museu...
Posted by on Fri, 26 May 2006 04:17:00 GMT |
You know what I love about George W. Bush... |
...When he's not gushing pure Texas bullshit from his mouth(no really, it happens sometimes), he's either:
A. Telling us something we already know(in THE FUTURE! we'll be able to communicate with each...
Posted by on Sun, 14 May 2006 00:52:00 GMT |
