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The sexiest foursome since sliced bread.
Once upon time Christian and Jonjo were watching Live at Slane (eating Haribos* and Tuc biscuits) when suddenly they realised that they actually wanted to be interior designers. They went upstairs to the loft in attempt live their dreams. As they enterd the loft they noticed it was laden with musical instruments, out of curiosity they picked them and, to their amazment, they could fluently play drums and bass. Hallam, who was downstairs, came up stairs to see what was the happy haps and found Jonjo and Christian deep in a funk trance. Out of instinct he picked up a 6 string instrument known as the guitar and started to produce the most amazing wailing guitar shiz known to man. A lonely passer by heard this groovy mayhem funk and promptly threw a brick through the skylight, but the next passer by was less hostile and marched purposefully up to the front door. Finding it unlocked she entered and began climbing the 235 steps which led up to the loft from which the sexy sounds were being emmited. When she entered the sauna-like practice space, she grasped the nearest talk-y-device (microphone) and began to make the most beautiful almost orgasmic noise known to man-kind and his many inferiors (a.k.a singing)...Congratulations you have succesfully wasted 4 minutes and 23 seconds of your life.
Based on a true story...promise...no we're actually not joking thats how it happened you boomberclut so just shut up.
*Haribo Tangfastics
