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Tabby Tots

I am here for Friends

About Me

"lol I'm on the treadmill" - Jonny B
"There are no monkey spiders, just spider monkeys"

"Do spiders have breasts?" - Tab
"Yes, spiders have many tots" - Chris

"Carl, run! Serpentine!"
"It's baked in the ovens of friendship."

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

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Music:

Music
- Staind
- Timbaland
- HIM
- Hit the Lights
- Plain White T's
- Apoptygma Berzerk
- My Chemical Romance
- Dropkick Murphys
- Reel Big Fish
- Maroon 5
- Billy Joel
- Elton John
- Justin Timberlake
- Aerosmith

Movies:

Movies
- Birdcage
- Kill Bill
- Grandma's Boy
- 40 Year Old Virgin
- Old School
- Anchorman
- V for Vendetta
- Wedding Crashers
- Talladega Nights
- Spirited Away
- The Lord of the Rings
- Interview with the Vampire
- American Beauty
- Haggard
- Billy Madison
- The Breakfast Club
- Mallrats
- Clerks II

Television:

TV
- The Office
- The Hills
- Bleach
- Family Guy
- Degrassi
- Full House
- Boy Meets World
- Oprah
- Fresh Prince
- Grounded for Life

Heroes:



My Blog

Dear Hostess

God bless you and your scrumptious coffee, blueberry, and banana streusel cakes that you have oh so generously wrapped up into little 100 calorie packages for my snacking pleasure.... I've said my pea...
Posted by Tabby Tots on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 07:57:00 PST

I want to tell you.

I want to tell you what a bitch you are.I want to tell you that it was a fucked up thing that you did.I want to tell you that you're a piece of shit.I want to tell you that you're a whore.I want to te...
Posted by Tabby Tots on Sat, 09 Feb 2008 11:51:00 PST

An Important Announcement

I just thought that everyone might want to know, that Jon and I are OFFICIALLY in a fight.... OFFICIALLY!  We are now in an intense custody battle over who gets the rights to the other half of Op...
Posted by Tabby Tots on Fri, 07 Dec 2007 09:43:00 PST

Buddha

.... 'nuff said....
Posted by Tabby Tots on Tue, 13 Nov 2007 05:04:00 PST

To Do List

So this is the "To Do" list on my fridge... am I forgetting anything?...
Posted by Tabby Tots on Mon, 20 Aug 2007 08:31:00 PST

Goodbye My Lover

Did I disappoint you or let you down?Should I be feeling guilty or let the judges frown?'Cause I saw the end before we'd begun,Yes I saw you were blinded and I knew I had won.So I took what'...
Posted by Tabby Tots on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 01:13:00 PST

Just for you RI Crew!

Ok well this is mostly for the Mello Brook Crew, but you RI Crewbies that tangled with the MBC enough can appreciate this too!   I LOVE YOU MICHELLE!  I KNOW YOU'LL LOVE THIS!!!!So basically...
Posted by Tabby Tots on Wed, 16 May 2007 10:49:00 PST

My entire first floor smells like....

...these!Thank you Teddy Bear ...
Posted by Tabby Tots on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 07:10:00 PST

... so I used two fingers.

So I'm sittin at work, and it's kinda chilly, so I innocently bust out my Campbell's Batman Soup to warm me up.  Good idea, right?  Well little did I know that while I was sipping on the war...
Posted by Tabby Tots on Thu, 01 Mar 2007 10:35:00 PST

All he sees when he looks at me...

... is metal stickin outta my eye!!!!  I heart you Zack, but we gotta work thru this problem....     ~ by teddy grahams himself...
Posted by Tabby Tots on Wed, 14 Feb 2007 10:01:00 PST