Isn't this the same thing as "About Me", more or less?!? Didn't I cover this? I know: you tell me what YOU like and I'll write back and say "Oh my GOD!! Me too!!!" and then we'll be soulmates! But only if I think you're cute. There are no such thing as ugly soulmates! Ev'rybody knows THAT!!!
Anybody who understands ANYthing I'm talking about automatically gets a cookie! Anybody who knows what I mean by "cookie" isn't among those people! (Get away from me you freaks!!)
Ohhh u know, Jem + the Holograms, the Archies, the Brady Kids, the Partridge Family, Josie + the Pussycats, whatever the fuck Gumby's band was called(the Gumballs or the Gumbettes, prob'ly), Kid Video, Kids Incorporated (K.. I.. D.. S!), the kids from Sesame Street, Menudo, Barbie + the Rockers...u know: bad-ass stuff like that!
Well I've made a few. They're all porns and I'm usually the only star but that counts as something right??? Anybody???.......
Oh I know I'll say the hip thing: "I don't even friggin' WATCH tv!!!" There am I cool like everybody else now!?!?!?
Those are those things you pick up and read right??? With words an' stuff? Pffh! I outgrew them! But let me tell you a story: I used to read books back before I learned how to read! I had one particular favorite. I'd pick it up and tell my own stories based on the cover and the way the words looked on the paper. I used to read aloud and all the people would laugh at me because I read the words wrong, but I thought it was because they enjoyed my stories. They'd always say "Read the next part Barron! What happens next!" And I'd tell them the story I saw. Then one day I turned 21. I figured it was time to learn how to read! After this revelation, I picked up that very same book I'd read a thousand times over and read it for real this time. It was not the same. The story was different, the characters were different, even the genre was different. I soon realized that the people who laughed were making fun of me, and when I read the book the right way, they no longer laughed. In fact a couple of them told me "You're older stories were better." Other books followed as my reading skills increased, and I quickly learned: the more I knew, the less I liked. I was better off with my own perceptions. Ever since that time, I never picked up another book again!(Disclaimer: the above tale was complete and total bullshit, and anybody who believed it is a very silly person! So welcome aboard!!!)
I need a herooooo! (Ba-DUMMM!!!) I'm holding out for a hero til the rest of the night.... who's gotta be strong and who's gotta be fast and who's gotta be fresh from the fight!! (Anybody else picturing tractors here or is that just me?)