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J-Julian

About Me

Sometimes I wish I was a Dolphin...Just so I could do sick backflips in the tub and when I'm feeling adventureous...maybe I would swim thru the drain and visit a far off magical kindom known only to us lamans as, "The Sewage System. I wonder what Willy did after he was freed? huh?...I'm gonna find out.I like candy and minivans without windows, waffle snowcones and rainbow sprinkles, cute little dogs and microwaves and vietnamese people on boats...on fire.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

If you listen to VEHEMENCE or The Mighty Led Zeppelin you're cool by me. If you listen to both, we're already friends, you just don't know it yet. If not let's try anyway, I'm a purdy badass dude...BUT...If you're a downer-DON'T Bother...

My Blog

Humans acting Humanely?

What would you do?....you make the choice. Don't look for a punch line, there isn't one. Read it anyway. My question is: Would you have made the same choice? At a fundraising dinner for a school that ...
Posted by on Thu, 20 Nov 2008 18:23:00 GMT

You need only look to yourself.

When we look to God for guidance, we need only look to each other, What powers does "He" possess that we cannot? Must we be special enough as to call ourselves saviors. Must we risk life and limb to b...
Posted by on Sun, 16 Nov 2008 18:34:00 GMT

What To DO when youre feeling Down.

I wrote a poem and this is how it goes... "Let me not look to the infinitely voracious world of Cyberspace to resolve nor disentangle the pains of mine own personal suffering. For it is the sole ...
Posted by on Tue, 09 Sep 2008 20:43:00 GMT

How to Pick up Chicks.

Are you a man who has trouble with the ladies? Do they regard you as a pathetic, sweaty nerd? Worried about dying alone, in a pool of your own disgusting urine? Huh, loser?! Well, fear not, for while ...
Posted by on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 07:41:00 GMT

You find who your real friends are when you really need them.

FRIENDS: Tell you not to do something stupid when drunkTRUE FRIENDS: Will post 360 degree security so you dont get caught peeing------------------------------------------------------ ---FRIENDS: W...
Posted by on Tue, 26 Feb 2008 01:47:00 GMT

50 things we wish girls knew&

50 things we wish girls knew&We aren't mind readers! We are not to be used as pawns in trying to make your girlfriends jealous. When you sleep over never boss me around in bed unless it is during sex....
Posted by on Sun, 10 Feb 2008 20:18:00 GMT