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Teh Nielsen

"It's over 9000!!!!"

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Q: Your new BMW. Do you need collision coverage?
Bond: Yes.
Q: Fire?
Bond: Probably.
Q: Property destruction?
Bond: Definitely.
Q: Personal injury?
Bond: I hope not, but accidents do happen.
Q: They frequently do with you!
"Three measures of Gordon's; one of vodka; half a measure of Kina Lillet. Shake it over ice, and add a thin slice of lemon peel."
-007
"Most people think time is like a river that flows swift and sure in one direction, but I have seen the face of time and I can tell you they are wrong. Time is an ocean in a storm. You may wonder who I am and why I say this; sit down and I will tell you a tale like none of which you have ever heard."
-The Prince
"Why do people depend on each other? In the end, you're on your own. I've made it this far by myself. Sure, I couldn't do a thing when I was a kid...I've depended on others, but...I'll be the first one to admit that I'm here because of other people. I'm fine by myself now. I have all the skills I need to survive. I'm not a child anymore..."
-Squall Leonheart
I am the hope of the universe... I am the answer to all living things that cry out for peace. I am protector of the innocence, I am the light in the darkness, I am truth............ Ally to good, nightmare to you!
-Kakarot
One pretty woman means fun at the dance. Two pretty women means trouble in the house. Three pretty women means run for the hills.
-Matrim Cauthon
Which FF Character Are You?


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writing, playin bass, playin games, chillin with friends, blah blah blah

Music:

Cake, Foo Fighters, Nirvana, Chili Pepers, Nine Inch Nails, Jack Johnson, Interpol, 311, Alice in Chains, Silvertide, Smahing Pumpkins, Sublime, the Who, Franz Ferdinand, Bush, Eve 6, Queens of the Stone Age

Movies:

Final Fantasy VII Advent Children, The Protector, MK, Timeline, Kung Pow, Office Space, Star Wars, 007, Blazin Saddles, The Good the Bad and the Ulgly, Sliverado, King Arthur, Tombstone

Television:

Mythbusters, future weapons, man vs wild, & dirty jobs...all on discovery channel

Books:

The Path of Daggers: book eight of The Wheel of Time By: Robert Jorden

Heroes:

Sonic, The Itallin Pizza Makin Fool, Mario, Squall Lionheart, Bond, Ryan Plotcher

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super powers?

A true hero is someone who has the power to distroy his enemies, but lets them live... You are givin the gift of a super power, what will it be? Choose wisely...
Posted by Teh Nielsen on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 11:29:00 PST

one million dollars!

"What would you do if you had a million dollars?" "I'll tell you what I'd do. Two chicks at the same time. Chicks dig dudes with money." Tell me now what you would do if you had a million dollars.......
Posted by Teh Nielsen on Tue, 26 Dec 2006 11:16:00 PST