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I earn my bread at a local fried chicken joint. On my off days, I spend about 99.999% of my time on the interweb as opposed to doing anything constructive. I enjoy writing, daydreaming, reading, drawing, painting, and sewing when I'm not online. I love to do creative-type things, and I pride myself on having a vivid imagination. I hope to make a living as an author or artist (or both!)someday, if I could just get my absurdly lazy ass out of this chair.
I like to take pictures of myself and my cats. Because I'm awesome. And so are they.
I'm a nice, funny, agreeable, caring person once I "open up". I have a few friends, and the most wonderful boyfriend ever [ JAMES! ], that I love to death.
I'm a huge goofball. My sense of humor is a delicious blend of infantile, scatological, dark, random, twisted, obnoxious, and pretty offensive. I'm regularly jacked up on Mountain Dew or coffee.
I'm not exactly "shy", as many believe. My people skills suck, and I usually prefer to keep to myself, is all. I'm a very patient,accepting person,but I am very easily irritated by people that are stupid/fake/loud/obnxious/ close-minded/whiney/bossy/any combination of these.
Despite my appearance and musical preferences, I don't label myself as punk, emo, goth, gangsta, etc. I'm simply Cork-a-licious.
Yeah....I can't think of anything else that is worth mentioning. And if you made it this far, congradulations and thanks for wasting your time reading about yours truly!
-Corky. Pimp My Profile
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