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Kr@kerrr K-ass

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships and Friends

About Me

I'm Jen. I am a junior at Stephen F. Austin State University in Nacogdoches, Texas. I was born in San Mateo, California but was raised in Kingwood, Texas.

there is a lot more about me, so if you want to talk IM me on JenniPoooo

RIP, Marvin Zindler. may you keep heaven's restaurants free of rats, roaches, and sliiiiime in the ice machine!!!

"Maaarvin Zindler - eyyyYYYyyyewitness news!!"

Believe in The Flying Spaghetti Monster . Become a Pastafarian.

My Interests

HOUSTON freakin' Texas

HISTORY

GLITTER

FILM

naps, straws, prank wars, kisses, music, fun, cartoons, awkward things, friends, parties, baseball, live television, Italy, The United Kingdom, Germany, Russia, the BBC, anthropology, sweatshirts, musicians, conspiracy theories, 1920's, 1940's, 1950's, 1970's, 1990's, cake and cookies, fights, clue, wearing sun glasses at night, breakfast food, Krystal Burger, cars with fins, AIM, Cadillacs, Lumberjacks, eyeliner, laptops, soap, balloons, conditioner, mountains, lakes, the Houston Astros, quotes, compulsively checking away messages, british humor, bonfires, lava lamps, liberals, Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, iPods, CNN, men who carry umbrellas, smartasses, sparkley things, being QUEEN of the hoola hoops

I'd like to meet:


Jon Stewart, John Belushi, Stephen Colbert, James Dean, Paul Rubens
plus anybody else that i have yet to meet.

Music:



CHEVELLE, SUBLIME, unwritten law, 311, audioslave, kottonmouth kings, no doubt, system of a down, the butthole surfers, eminem, blink 182, the rolling stones, lostprophets, the beatles, beastie boys

Movies:

DAZED AND CON-motherfucking-FUSED

big fish, fargo, slc punk, donnie darko, dodgeball, sin city, goodfellas, the godfather, saving private ryan, animal house, team america world police, south park: bigger longer and uncut, braveheart, butterfly effect, cheech and chong's up in smoke, eurotrip, fight club, gladiator, the goonies, monty pyton and the holy grail, house of 1000 corpses, lord of the rings movies, pulp fiction, resevoir dogs, rocky horror picture show, shaun of the dead, willy wonka and the chocolate factory, harold and kumar go to white castle, zoolander, windtalkers

Television:


futurama, c.s.i., south park, the daily show with Jon Stewart, the Colbert Report, the simpsons, last comic standing, oblongs, home movies, the grim adventures of billy and mandy, invader zim, rocko's modern life, tom goes to the mayor, foster's home for immaginary friends, aqua teen hunger force, the boondocks, [adult swim], sweet 16

Books:


Catcher In The Rye, Night, Harry Potter books, Brave New World, Macbeth

Heroes:

"sometimes whats right isn't as important as whats profitable."
-Trey Parker and Matt Stone

like them, I want to be so brilliant at what i do that nothing short of murder will casue me to lose my credibility.