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I'd rather die than go to heaven

About Me


ABOUT ME
My name is Brad White, people call me Brad but you can call me Brad. I have the gnarliest battle scars any person has ever seen. If you're lucky I might show them to you. I have long black hair that is totally METAL! I am not a goth NOR emo, I wear all black most of the time because I'm a black metal fanatic and because most cool shirts are only available in black. I'm only PART italian but I tend to act like a full blown guido at times. I'm a VERY respectful person as long as you don't do anything to piss me off. I'm very layed back unless I'm angry about something. So don't get on my bad side and we'll be fine. All I really care about is MUSIC! (and a few other things)...anything else pretty much pisses me off. I play guitar, drums, bass, keyboards and I can sing. I have been in a few bands including Death Before Betrayal, Morbid Minds and Infected Pussy though I didn't really go anywhere with them. I just broke up with my more recent band and right now am looking for a band. I am a VERY religious person. My religion is Pastafarianism. Every Friday is a religious holiday for me. I would tell you more but its disrespectful to teach the ways of my God while not wearing full pirate regalia. So if theres anything specific you wanna know than write me, unlike alot of other fags on Myspace I WILL write back...thats why I have a myspace page, so I can talk to people and shit...if you're one of those fucks who just trys to get more friends and comments than everyone else than go fuck yourself!!!br seeyaI support the following bands:
Anal Jesus
Getten Deep
Burn the Children
Calloused Skin
The Only Clean Channel..
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My Interests

I'm interested in chaos, disorder, and perticulary things which seem to have no meaning...like myspace.

I'm into shit like chilling with friends, jamming heavy as shit music, going to taco bell and ordering 10 tacos but only eating 6 and a half, playing with tazers (particulary tazering cats), smashing things with baseball bats, getting kicked out of various places (movie theaters, restaurants, etc.), and recording retarded songs with some of my buddies.

I'd like to meet:

a girl with J-Lo's ass, Paris Hiltons body, Pam Anderson's cans and the personality of Helen Kellar.

Music:

HAHAHAHA!!!!!I'm mainly into all different kinds of metal.
post hardcore
black metal
metalcore
doom metal
thrash
grindcore
death metal
SOME emocore (a little)
alternative metal

but I'm into some classic rock, and alot of calmer shit. MUSIC
- Anal Jesus
- Shadows Fall
- As I Lay Dying
- Beyond the Embrace
- Burzum
- Getten Deep
- Ancient
- Yngwie Malmsteen
- S.A.R.
- Black Dahlia Murder
- Suicide Silence
- the Doors
- Arch Enemy
- Necrophagist
- Porphyria
- Lost in the Cause
- the Who
- God Forbid
- Burn the Children
- Atreyu
- Angels and Airwaves
- Lamb of God
- Goatwhore
- Six Feet Under
- Sudden Death
- Darkflight
- Cattle Decapitation
- Group X
- Mnemic
- Tenacious D
- Imperial
- Mudvayne
- Dethklok
- Johnny Cash
- Emperor
- Crepuscularia
- Dio
- Calloused Skin
- Ice T
- Cancerslug
- Infected Pussy
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Movies:

MOVIES
- 300
- Tenacious D
- Goodfellas
- Casino
- Borat
- A Bronx Tale
- Blow
- Guinea Pig
- ATHF:MFFT - Basket Case
- Cabin Fever
- Grindhouse
- the Birds
- Pink Floyd the Wall
- Donnie Braso
- Crossroads..... basically I like all mafia, violent or music type movies.

Television:

Metalocalypse
Family Guy
The Sopranos
Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Futurama
Viva La Bam
Jackass
any cop shows

Books:

Merriam-Websters
Left Behind series

Heroes:

Doctor Rockso
Yngwie J. Malmsteen
Jim Morrison
the guy who invented bricks
Flying Spagetti Monster
Adolf Hitler

My Blog

MUSICIAN’S READ!!!!!!

So I am looking to start a new band in either the Ocala, Florida area or the North Conway, New Hampshire area. First off I'm looking to create a style which will be a mix of black metal and hardcore a...
Posted by What's Crackin'?" on Fri, 18 Apr 2008 10:51:00 PST

LOOKING FOR BAND!!!!!

yo if anyone wants to start a band with me please contact me. I play guitar and sing...I will play drums if needed but I would prefer to play guitar. I play:Death MetalBlack MetalDoom MetalHardc...
Posted by What's Crackin'?" on Mon, 17 Mar 2008 08:07:00 PST

ATTENTION ALL MYSPACERS!!!!!

whats up with all these fucks who NEVER EVER respond to comments, messages, etc???Whats the fuckin point of Myspace? is it to see who can get the most friends? thats what it seems like. People post li...
Posted by What's Crackin'?" on Thu, 30 Aug 2007 03:28:00 PST

FUCKED UP STORIE

   So this girls parents were going away for the weekend and they left her home with no one else but the dog. So she decides to invite her boyfriend over and they start having rough ana...
Posted by What's Crackin'?" on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 09:19:00 PST