Matt and Jeff Hardy (of course!)
Any other wrestlers
Buried at PhotoCasket.com (WWE or TNA)
Johnny Depp,Kiefer Sutherland.
Elvis and Kurt Cobain (abit impossible, me thinks!!!!)
Madonna, My Chemical Romance
A really fairy!!!!!
To all my friends who are Nurses.... or anyone you know who is a Nurse!
Did you hear about the nurse who died and went
straight to hell? It took her two weeks to realize she wasn't at work!
You know you're a nurse if... you would like to meet
the inventor of the call light some night in a dark alley.
Your sense of humor gets more warped each year. Almost
everything can seem humorous...eventually.
You know the smell of different diarrhea to identify it.
You can tell the pharmacist more about the medication
they are dispensing than they know.
You check the caller ID on your day off to see if
anyone from the hospital is trying to call and ask you to work.
You've been telling stories in a restaurant and made
someone at
another table throw up.
You notice that you are using more 4 letter words than
you did before you started nursing.
Every time someone asks you for a pen you can find at
least 4 of them on you.
You live by the motto "to be right is only half the
battle, to convince the doctor is more difficult."
You've told a confused patient that your name was that
of your coworker and to holler if they need help.
Your bladder can expand to the size of a Winnebago's
water tank.
You find yourself checking out other customer's veins
in grocery waiting lines.
You avoid unhealthy looking shoppers in the mall for
fear that they will drop near you and you'll have to do CPR on your day off.
Your finger has gone places you never thought possible.
You have seen more penises than any prostitute.
If you are
not a nurse and have been sent this by a friend who is,
it's just to help you understand our
mind set and questionable mental
status/sanity. Most of the time we function in spite of this sick
sense of humor, fairly normally and very responsibly. Believe me, this
is how we think, ALL THE TIME. Scary, huh?????