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Colleen

When life gives you lemons.. you CLONE those lemons and make SUPER LEMONS

About Me

I'm anti-social.
"It's not you it's me". Trust me.

My Interests

Tso's Chicken

I'd like to meet:

George Carlin. Big spiders.

Music:

The Hold Steady.

Movies:

Manos: the hands of fate.

Television:

I like shows about fat people.

Books:

I like books written by fat people.

Heroes:

Master Shake.

My Blog

Kiss her where it smells. Take her to New Jersey!

1. Do you like cheese?I like melted cheese. I would never just bite into a hunk of cheese. Gross. 2. Have you ever done heroin?No but I'm partial to opiates. 3. Do you own a bike?Nope 4. What are...
Posted by Colleen on Sun, 12 Aug 2007 05:44:00 PST

Not everyone from alabama is a wife beater

Use the action button and Alabama man will bust her lip open.
Posted by Colleen on Mon, 04 Jun 2007 05:26:00 PST

IN THE YEAR 2000......... in the year 2000.....

1) Where did you begin 2006?fighting with my then boyfriend in the street 2) What was your status by Valentine's Day?a wreck3) Did you attend school this year?no4) How did you earn your money?selling ...
Posted by Colleen on Thu, 04 Jan 2007 02:43:00 PST

I'm BLOGGIN wtf

I'm becoming self-aware. I kind of thought I WAS self-aware for a while, but I think  I was just self-aware "for my age"? If that makes sense. I've realized that I'm pretty fucking impr...
Posted by Colleen on Fri, 15 Dec 2006 11:29:00 PST