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Gnat Churly

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About Me

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Poster Boy for arrested development and a legend in my own mind. Keyboard player for Big Bug, a classic rock band. I play a Korg N1, Roland Juno-G and Roland AX-7. There's also a profile of my own musical recordings at myspace.com/gnatchurlymusic that contains no filth whatsoever. Well, maybe a little bit. Despite my promising formative years, if it wasn't for my loving wife I'd be living in a van down by the river. My hobbies are toffee-pullin', cotton-pickin', nit-pickin', and nose-pickin'. On good days, I'm a-pickin' an' a-grinnin' like a cotton-mouthed, toffee-nosed nitwit. On bad days, life can stink like shit on a griddle. I do like a good laugh, long walks in both directions, nicotine, caffeine, and kitties. Seems like Bubbles and I have a lot in common, but I hate shopping carts. I have a degree in Disdain, majoring in Mockery, from the School of Hard Knox, and am currently pursuing a masters in Shits and Giggles at F.U. Go Fighting Fuckers!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Anything with six legs and a pulse.



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These 2 videos are the funniest things I've ever seen on youtube, since the last funny thing I saw when I was really baked, which I don't remember...

The Paul Stanleys from Winnipeg:

The living cartoon, CHARLIE CALLAS, my role model as a kid...

Elephant Painting A Self Portrait

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