Hadley profile picture

Hadley

About Me

MYSPACE PAGE FOR INESCAPABLE MENTAL PATIENT AND INTERNATIONAL JEWEL THIEF HADLEY HAS BEEN LEFT BORING WITH CURIOUS PICTURE OF FRIGHTENING BOY IN AN OWL HAT AND ALL THE OTHER KIDS ARE DOING IT HENCE AN EFFORT NOW WHEN I SHOULD BE WORKING TO ADD TO PAGE TO CREATE MONSTERS.

YES.

HADLEY IS WRITER/PERFORMER/TUTOR/BASKET-HEAD/OLYMPIC-BUTTERER/CASESTUD Y/NOODLERANCHER COMING FROM THE CANBERRA. HE IS BEST KNOWN FOR TALKING LOUDLY AND OBNOXIOUSLY AS OFTEN AS POSSIBLE AND DRINKING EVERYONE'S BEER WHEN THEY'RE NOT LOOKING. CURRENTLY WORKING ON A MILLION THOUSAND PROJECTS. CHECK OUT THE BOOTLEG SESSIONS, MONDAY NIGHTS AT PHOENIX BAR. GOOD TIMES.

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

AMPUTEES, CLOWNS, PLAGUE VICTIMS, SOUTH AMERICAN DICTATORS, ANYONE WITH A MOUSTACHE, ANY MEDICAL PROFESSIONAL THAT WILL UNQUESTIONINGLY PRESCRIBE ME MEDICATION FOR: LUPUS, NOSE CANCER, LIME DISEASE, TYPHUS, ANY DEGREE OF RECTAL PIERCING, OR ANY OTHER MEDICAL AILMENTS WHICH I DO NOT ACTUALLY HAVE.

My Blog

from the east, to the west, a blue tiger, and a mollusc, in an automobile

there was a tiger, bluer than most (but not bluer than all), that on a certain day in a certain May borrowed a certain automobile (unasked, but well, mused the blue tiger, while puttering on a lonely ...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Jul 2007 06:40:00 GMT

I have returned to blogging for fortune and glory

Mostly in the recent times I have been engaging in the heretic practise of paper-blogging (the output of which is to be read only by me and the bearded baby Jesus and ex-sea Captain and one true God L...
Posted by on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 01:37:00 GMT

okay update a.k.a. i never knew the us army were such adam west fans

okay so folkie was all fuck yeah dahahoo launched themselves last night I am ridiculously hungover etc etc the main reason I am here is because as I was going to check my mail I discovered this on the...
Posted by on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 23:53:00 GMT

if Michael Jackson has one why can't I have one?

No friends, I'm not talking about a pet chimpanzee, a son who is named after my other son or a dicey reputation as a pederast. Nor am I talking about the voice that gave as ABC and Doctor My Eyes. Rat...
Posted by on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 19:55:00 GMT

the finger saga contingers

IT STILL HURTSWent to see Doctor Jones and I thrust my green pained finger at him and said HELP and he said that if I'd coem to him earlier he could have drilled the nail and let the blood out but ala...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 23:51:00 GMT

on why you shouldn't shut your finger in the door of c block

nae's birthday last night was both a pleasure and a delight, even if my strongest memory is getting yelled at heaps about something or other.prior to that me joel & girlsam helped ali clean the th...
Posted by on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 00:03:00 GMT

"Their legs are strong and powerful, designed by God for leaping."

Also I have been wiling away the day reading CONSERVAPEDIA which is the American Religious Right's answer to the overly liberal, hippy filled Wikipedia. So far the highlight is definitely their entry ...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 23:21:00 GMT

SUP

So I've managed to just waste the last couple of hours spewing idiotic babble in an attempt to really enhance my myspace profile - so people wandering the internet can stagger in here and really get t...
Posted by on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 23:06:00 GMT