for the record: NO, I would not like to party at Club Glam with the cast of Laguna Beach... and you are a poor knock-off of Jenny Jameson, mk?
I'm not a communist.
I'm prone to excessive usage of gangsta lexicon.
I went to Jamaica when I was 3-- some people find that interesting.
I've never met Liza Minnelli or won a Nobel Prize in physiology.
I wish on 11:11 and lucky cigarettes.
I am not fluent in Hindi.
