HA! Sorry Allison, I swear I'll come up with a better about me section :P
-JCAllison, the Whitest Filipino I know,
is forcing me to type this up.
-_-
Once upon a time, there was a girl, of the age of unknown and a name of unknown. She was confused and paranoid. She exploded from the banks of the river of Prangelagotha and discovered that she was strange, s tranger than the strangest of strange . She saw and observed that people had a definite age and a name...
"What is this name and age all these people be talking about?" she asks herself.
This simplest of questions thus sparked the catalyst that soon started her journey to find one's own name and age in this world of neverending mysteries..
One day during her journey, she was walking through the woods, with her purple cape and handbag, and came upon this baby that seemed to be abandoned.
She asked the baby, "Where art thou people that care thou for thou?"
The baby kept silent.
Disgusted by the baby ignoring her, she threw the baby into the bank of the river, where the baby's lungs filled with water, till it's small fragile body imploded.
She heard a loud shriek come from behind her. It was a woman of about 20. The woman ran up to the girl of unknown age and name, and slapped her in the face.
The 20 year old woman screamed, "MY BAABBY!!"
Angered by this woman's rudeness, the girl of unknown age and name takes off her purple cape, gently places it on the ground beneath her...
The next thing you know, the 20 year old woman is tied up, with her chest ripped open, but still alive. The girl of unknown age, then takes a pile of salt and pours it all over the open wound of the 20 year old woman. She then leaves the woman to continue on her FABUULOUS journey.
Let's just cut to the chase. The girl of unknown name and age, kills billions of people, mainly women and children, finds her name and age, finds a supposed "Super" man and lives happily but not forever after.
THE END
