KARATE ASS BITCH!

Alison or "lord master of dragon technique" gave birth to Ross or "lord master of claw to the fucking face technique" on top of mount fiji during an epic battle with Jet Lee or "lord master of laughing toungue monkey head technique". After romming the hillsides of fudal Japan she ran into young rice farmer Gaelan or "lord master of rice farming technique". They battled for 12 years atop an ative volcano while Ross made oragami of people getting clawed in the face. After plumeting to his death Gaelan decided to made a truce with the mighty duo to form a band the likes of which have yet to be seen by any mortal in this realm. This band went on to become Gods among men and change the face of the realm of rice farming....forever!KARATE ASS BITCH!!!!