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About Me

I love to laugh, especially at stupid people. I don't believe in organized religion, but I believe in Crystal Light , cause I believe in me. Not only do I think marijuana should be legalized, I think it should be encouraged. I'm really much cooler and smarter than I let on. I hate "rap" music, but I think true hip-hop is one of the few good things left on earth. If you don't know the difference, learn the elements. I believe karma is very real, and am still trying to work mine out. I used to be a priest, that really doesn't define me in any way.. I'm just required to include that according to Megans Law. If you don't see the humor in that last line, don't bother to read my blogs. EVOLVE...

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My Birthday...

My Father called me to wish me a happy birthday on the wrong day... I corrected him, and his response was, "Well, I remember you were born on a monday..." Which wouldn't be too bad... if my father was...
Posted by on Wed, 23 Jul 2008 18:29:00 GMT

Reflection..

I need a tape recorder... My brain moves way too fast for me to type this shit... I've forgotten 2 jokes in the time it's taken me to type and spellcheck these 2 sentences.There was something about th...
Posted by on Tue, 01 Jul 2008 01:53:00 GMT

You can’t handle the truth...

So.. I was at work tonight and somehow the discussion got to be about Brittany Spears' vagina in the infamous photo of her getting out of the car... We've all heard about this picture.. and some of us...
Posted by on Fri, 07 Mar 2008 03:30:00 GMT

my new ride...

the Piaggio Typhoon... 180 lbs., 2 stroke engine, 75 miles per gallon.  Hell Yeah.  Had it for less than 48 hours before wiping out and busting my face and body on a wet brick road.  I ...
Posted by on Tue, 29 Jan 2008 10:39:00 GMT

one month...

So, I'm taking a month off of drinking.  This should prove interesting, not because I don't think I can do it, more the fact that a big part of my job revolves around alcohol.  As a bartende...
Posted by on Fri, 18 Jan 2008 22:10:00 GMT

all right... I get it...

   I really feel that there aren't many things to make funny, that somebody else hasn't already covered... so keep an eye out for the "When I used to be" blogs...  all true stories, bas...
Posted by on Tue, 08 Jan 2008 02:52:00 GMT

have you ever???

Have you ever been at that point in a cell phone conversation, where you wish your phone was a lethal weapon???  So you could just put it in your mouth and kill yourself???  I've been there....
Posted by on Thu, 22 Nov 2007 00:36:00 GMT

Fuck Credit Cards..

What the fuck????   Is it possible to live without credit cards???  I haven't had one in over 7 years and life has been fine... untill I had to try to book a fucking hotel room.  T...
Posted by on Tue, 23 Oct 2007 01:04:00 GMT

Alphaparagraph number 2

An Introduction to Advanced X-Rated Bestiality.                            &n...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 16:43:00 GMT

Alphaparagraph contest entry.

A friend recently issued a challenge to write a paragraph, where every sentence begins with the next letter of the alphabet in order. Here is my entry.     A lesson in pimping... Before...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 12:28:00 GMT