Meggie Spaghetti!! [Friends Only]

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Sandy MAYHEM
Sandy and I had been friends for forever, and like all friends we got in our fights. We had stopped talking completely but recently we've been talking and hanging out a lot. I love this girl more than anything. We can have fun and not think about what others think about us. Half the time people don't even know what we're talking about, but oh well. That's what makes it amazing.
Caitlin!!
Damn, I've know this trifflin ass ho for what seems like forever. We're seriously the gayest people in the Midwest. Cat lulz is our book of worship and we speak to each other in tounges. Sexy tounges. One of these days I'm going to drive two hours just to have a sleepover, and it will be the lulziest sleepover the world has ever seen.
Nikkibooty
Dis gurl be my homeslice. Haha we go to school together, bitch together, and work together. We're an odd duo that most people don't quite understand at first. We don't really make sense, and I don't think we know half the time if we're every really crabby or just kidding. My days are just brighter with Nikster around!
Hannah Banana!
Pokemon, Champlin, Dun Bros, stupid Boys, walking to McDonalds, soooooup. We've done it all. Seen it all. Traveled to the far reaches of the sidewalk and lived to tell about it.
TiffyCakes
Tiffycakes and I have only recently started hanging out due to the fact that she's one of Sandy MAYHEM's really close friends. This girl is seriously hilarious, she comes off as so sweet and innocent but she's really just Tiffycakes. A drunk little hornball that likes to laugh at me a lot when I talk about fat people. I can't imagine anyone talking badly about her because there's nothing that could even be said. She's no bummy Bertha.
Caleb Lee
JILgjaiohgoshjsjklhjskfhjlksf. He watches me pee. Laughs at me when I get hurt. Is a pain in the ass. Is a completely loving person. And then makes me want to kill him again.
Adampants!!
I have known this boy for forever. He's probably my longest known guy friend from Minnesota. Our friendship is so weird, and is best described as a rollercoaster. Half the time we don't even know if the other one is alive unless we randomly run into the other. Still, he means a lot to me, regardless of what other people think. That doesn't mean that I'm a fan girl, it means I'm a good friend that would rather not listen to gossip.
Eddie
He hates when I call him that. It's supposed to be a strict Edward or Boomer basis, but I don't like sounding like a stuffy married couple. This guy makes me so frustrated sometimes it's not even funny. He thinks he'll never find a girl that likes him and yet everyday hundreds of girls throw themselves at him and he doesn't even notice or care. I don't know what goes through his mind half the time, and it really bothers me. I worry about him.

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