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Docky

About Me

ALREET LOVERS! IM DOCKY/DOCKERS/SHAUN.LIVE IN HARROGATE NOW, MOVED HERE BOUT 3-4 YEARS AGO FROM DOWN SOUTH. THINGS I ENJOY - DRINKING,FOOTBALL,POKER,GOIN OUT WITH MATES,PLAYIN POOL FEW OTHER RANDOM THINGS THAT PROBLY INVOLVE DRINKING :)SUPPORT THE MIGHTY CHELSEA, THE TRUE CHAMPIONS OF EUROPE :PPLAY FOR FANTASY 5, USED TO BE A PROLIFIC STRIKER BUT HAVE NOW REVERTED TO SOLID SWEEPER.CURRENTLY BEGINNING MY GAP YEAR BEFORE GOIN TO UNI.LIKE TO PISS ABOUT A LOT AND DONT TAKE LIFE TOO SERIOUSLY TBH, JUST WANNA HAV A GD TIME!HAVING A GD TIME DOES TEND TO INVOLVE ALCOHOL, AND THEN GETTIN LOST IN A FIELD AND FALLING IN THE RIVER.CHECK OUT MY HEROES TO SEE SUM DETAILS BOUT SOME OF MY MATES, AND CHECK THE FILTH LIST TO SEE THE PPL I CONSIDER TO BE FILTH :)ADD ME TO FIND OUT MORE, OR TALK TO ME ON MSN - [email protected]
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TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Docky
Birthday: 12 march
Birthplace: kent
Current Location: harrogate
Eye Color: blue
Hair Color: brown
Height: bout 5'10
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: southern
The Shoes You Wore Today: nike
Your Weakness: speed - lack of
Your Fears: foreign food
Your Perfect Pizza: MEAT FEAST!!!
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: win poker night with full house... 10's and 3's
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: lol
Thoughts First Waking Up: this erection is bigger then the one i had yesterday morning
Your Best Physical Feature: i dont have a bad physical feature.lol
Your Bedtime: whenever you go
Your Most Missed Memory: being able to run
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: macdonalds
Single or Group Dates: single, easier to drug one person than it is to drug 2 or 3
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: lipton
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: no
Do you Swear: like a nun on speed
Do you Sing: evryday, from gettin up til goin to bed
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: yes, that meat platter i had in greece.... omg sexual.
Do you want to go to College: uni
Do you want to get Married: dunno, mite do
Do you belive in yourself: yee, i am the one and only
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: depends how u define attractive, if you mean body like a god then no
Are you a Health Freak: look at me..... i think u are taking the piss mate
Do you get along with your Parents: i get along with the one i know
Do you like Thunderstorms: yee
Do you play an Instrument: yes, my horn
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: lots
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: no
In the past month have you been on Stage: no
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no, i think it is illegal for sumbody in my condition to do that
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: andy bates virginity
Ever been Drunk: yes!
Ever been called a Tease: yes!
Ever been Beaten up: no
Ever Shoplifted: no
How do you want to Die: i dont, i wish to live forever. if that aint possible then i suppose i would like to be beaten to death with a dildo.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: as far away from ben lambert as possible
What country would you most like to Visit: scarborough
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: dont mind
Favourite Hair Color: dont mind
Short or Long Hair: longish
Height: same as me
Weight: i wud say less than me, but that doesnt narrow it down a great deal.lol
Best Clothing Style: veil
Number of Drugs I have taken: none
Number of CDs I own: about 20
Number of Piercings: just the one
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: none
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My Interests

football, poker, music, x-box, dogging, havin a few drinks

I'd like to meet:

my dad! have you seen him???

Music:

jamie.t, oasis, eminem, foo fighters, 50 cent, take that, stereophonics, arctic monkeys, razorlight, dizzee rascal, justin timberlake, fedde le grand, cascada, daughtry

Movies:

Borat: Cultural Learnings of America for Make Benefit Glorious Nation of Kazakhstan

Television:

prison break, lost, poker, never mind the buzzcocks, big brother,

Heroes:

BORAT! VERY NICE!!!ANDY BATES!! hangin round the day centres, rounding up the pensioners! wot an inspiration to us all!lol.LIAM BEARDSLEY! with a nose like his, many other ppl wud have jumped from a building by now, but not liam. He just motors on through.MATTY LAMBERT! most wreckless poker player i have ever seen! always on a draw! if he wasnt a leeds fan, i wud have kissed him by now.TOM LEE! wot can u say about tom lee?!lol. a one off! but we wudnt have the gran jokes without him!CHRIS ROBSON(aka GULLY!) do not give him alcohol! he will be sick on ur table and then try it on with ur mum! only 1 gully robson!JASON HANSLOW! wot an absolute legend! loves a bit of Take That, and is the dominant force on Singstar!ADAM PAWSON! keen as fuck! makes me sick. wud be attractive if he had smaller ears, and smaller lips - u cud stick him to a window.lol.BEN BAIRD! wot a legend! quiet and unsuspecting, but that briefcase does not contain work. Open it up and u will find pornographic material and various sex toys.DAN LEEWORTHY! always seems to be competing with me, to be fair his record against me is good but i have worked him out now. no more mr nice docky.BEN LAMBERT! Possibly the campest thing on two legs, more mince than a butchers. supports a shit team, this all merits a place on my filth list tbh. but anyway, a hero none the less. DICKY - Slightly foreign, but can speak sufficient English as to hold a civil conversation. Gd laff and deservin of a place on this list!BARDON - Not foreign, but cannot speak sufficient English as to hold a civil conversation. like most people, i often just nod and say yes to woteva noises he makes. hero tho! SPECS! - strange boy, needs to be in a wheelchair really. but he lights up my day when he sees me and screams 'oooooooooo dockers!'lol. JASON WINDSOR! - now here is a rite legend, founding member of granby sixth form and the standard setter for all aspiring alcoholics. cant help but smile when i look at him, love him! SUZ - has been playin cupid recently to my benefit and has therefore earned hero status. bit of a phsyco tbh and has been known to batter pawsie around.but woteva. LORNA - a gawjuss girl and makes me smile. much love babe xx. DAN RILEY (RIZZA) - a little birthday treat for rizza, joining the big bois now! enjoys a laff and a drink and therefore merits a place on here. CREAMER - the only person i know that actually run sum1 over on their driving test! fuckin brilliant! wot a hero. JAMIE HANSLOW - the ultimate babe, camp as fuck but thats y we love him and y he has earned hero status.x QUIGGERS - bob the builder, 'cant build walls in the rain', bullshit. always lets me beat him at pool lol. ELLIOT - always arseholed! bit of a meat feast tbh, but i reckon i cud take him :Pmore heroes to follow soon...it cud be u!Unless u set fire to bushes! we all know who i mean...lol.------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------ ---------RITE, THIS IS A BIT DIFFERENT. THIS IS MY FILTH LIST, THESE ARE THE PEOPLE WHO I CONSIDER FILTH..................PAUL WRIGHT(AKA SLIMEY) - You cant just go throwing fireworks in bushes and eatin people's snacks. it just aint on, so im afraid u are filth.SAKO(CHRIS SAXTON) - You cant just go disappearing before a crucial semi final and not tell anyone where u are goin! it just aint on, so im afraid you are filth!MY XBOX 360 - You cant just go gettin the ''red ring of death'', and dyin on me! so im afraid u are filth!MISS SRVENIACNE(DAVE) - You cant just go havin a name that i cant pronounce or spell,(so i shall call u Dave), and you cant just arrive at our skool and start strolling round like u own the place. U Dave are fuckin filth!!!LUKE HURRENS HAIRCUT - not an actual person, but is quite possibly one of the filthiest things i have ever seen on sum1's head.SCOTTY - you cant just go round seeking attention all the time, 'all about scotty'. MORE WILL FOLLOW SOON...----------------------------------------------------- ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------ ------------------------------------------------------------ --- CELEB FILTH LIST... THIS IS FOR PPL THAT I DONT KNOW PERSONALLY, BUT CAN SAFELY SAY ARE FILTH.STEVE MACLAREN - You cant just go losing England their place in EURO 2008 and then have the audacity not to resign and get paid like 2 million quid for it. u are a ginger tosser, and more to the point you are filth!MORE TO FOLLOW SOON... ------------------------------------------------------------ --------------------------------- I NEVER FORT IT WUD COME TO THIS, BUT I HAVE HAD TO CREATE A LIST FOR PEOPLE WHO ARE TOO FILTHY EVEN FOR THE FILTH LIST. SO THIS IS MY..........FILTHIER THAN FILTH LIST!!!!!---PAUL WRIGHT (SLIMEY) IT IS ONLY NATURAL THAT THE FOUNDING MEMBER OF THE ORIGINAL FILTH LIST IS HERE, AND AFTER ALL, HE IS FILTHIER THAN FILTH.----MISS LUFFMAN - THE MAIN REASON FOR THIS LIST BEING CREATED, SINCE HER ARRIVAL IN SIXTH FORM, IT HAS GONE FROM A PEACEFUL, ENJOYABLE AND FUN ESTABLISHMENT TO AN ABSOLUTE FUCKIN SHAMBLES! SHE IS JUST SICK, AND THREATENING TO KICK ME OUT OF SIXTH FORM HAS TIPPED ME OVER THE EDGE. FILTHY LITTLE COW. -------- MISS JACKSON - HAS DISPLAYED AN UNIMAGINABLE LEVEL OF FILTHINESS IN RECENT DAYS, IS THE REASON I NEARLY GOT KICKED OUT OF 6TH FORM AND IS THEREFORE ON A PAR WITH THE FILTHIEST OF PEOPLE. -------- MISS JOLLY - DONT KNOW HOW SHE HASNT BEEN ON HERE UNTIL NOW. NEVR STOPS GOIN ON AT ME, AND GIVES ME P-FORMS LIKE EVRY WEEK. SHE IS WITHOUT DOUBT,THE ONLY PREGNANT WOMAN I WUD ACTUALLY KICK IN THE FACE.BECKY POINTON - SHE HAD HER CHANCE, IVE GIVEN IT LONG ENUFF FOR HER TO REALISE HER HORRIFIC ERROR AND END HER ASSOCIATION WITH SLIMEY BUT SHE HAS NOT DONE SO. SO AS THREATENED, SHE IS NOW FILTHIER THAN FILTH! AND THERE IS NO GOING BK FOR HER NOW. U CANT JUST ASSOCIATE URSELF WITH THE FOUNDING MEMBER OF FILTH AND EXPECT TO GET AWAY IT. U ARE A FILTHY, FILTHY COW. PROBABLY MORE TO FOLLOW...