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Hello and welcome to Tom, a place where everything goes. Tom is a very nice outgoing guy with Cary Grant charm (citation needed). Tom enjoys people a lot- he likes to attend social hours, monopoly tournaments, concerts, and events where humor flourishes and people aren't wierded out by making retarded faces. Outdoor activities include Archery, Swimming,Casual biking and Long distance walking- i am regarded as one of the best pedestrians ever. Indoor activities include billiards, bowling, music composition. speaking of which i have three mandolins that i pluck daily. I am a democrat. my heritage is mexican and Irish-beer,tacos, corned beef, st ,patricks day, cinco de mayo- fun times.
TELL ME ABOUT YOURSELF - The Survey
Name: Tom Murphy- but thats Mr. Murphy to you
Birthday: 5th of april, 1987- want my social security?
Birthplace: salem-
Current Location: salem--
Eye Color: greenish blue?
Hair Color: dark brown
Height: 6,0
Right Handed or Left Handed: righty
Your Heritage: i am irish and mexican
The Shoes You Wore Today: flip flops(nice leather ones)
Your Weakness: Strawberry milkshakes and Girls
Your Fears: Exploding lava lamps- think about it- its scary.
Your Perfect Pizza: pepperoni with mushrooms- friggin great.
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: lose some more lbs, and film 2 movies.
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: WTF? thats everybody's.
Thoughts First Waking Up: Zero is infinity....and time for a piss.
Your Best Physical Feature: my sexy calves.
Your Bedtime: whenever my mind takes a coffee break.
Your Most Missed Memory: post high school graduation.
Pepsi or Coke: Coca-Cola of course- it has less sugar- making it slightly healthier.
MacDonalds or Burger King: whatever has 99 cent deals- so i can share with you!
Single or Group Dates: whatever makes for less awkward moments.
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: niether- i'll take jasmine.
Chocolate or Vanilla: chocolate when its a bad day becuase its good- vanilla for a good day becuase its white.
Cappuccino or Coffee: which ever promises more caffeine at the moment.
Do you Smoke: No
Do you Swear: Yes- its better than cigarettes.
Do you Sing: if you call it singing- otherwise to you i am making noise.
Do you Shower Daily: Well yeah, how the hell am i suppose to live up to paul Mcartney's grandfather?(watch a hard day's night)
Have you Been in Love: well of course.
Do you want to go to College: man- i go to college as it is-
Do you want to get Married: If the woman i love for enternity wants slight tax benefits.
Do you belive in yourself: yes- i know my ignorances....sheesh.
Do you get Motion Sickness: No i dont actully- it comes in handy when i am in fucking disney land.
Do you think you are Attractive: if you think i am; you firey minx, you...
Are you a Health Freak: in terms of vitaman intake and the fruit within a strawberry milkshake,and i run when i can.
Do you get along with your Parents: i would say yes.
Do you like Thunderstorms: when they spew lighting amongst conditional people
Do you play an Instrument: I play the mandolin, i never thoguht i would be able to get play notes on that darn food slicer.
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: I am irish and mexican- you do the math-
In the past month have you Smoked: smoked what?
In the past month have you been on Drugs: smoked what?
In the past month have you gone on a Date: nah not this season-
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes i had a burining desire to buy argyle socks-
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: Too bad they come in plastic package, not boxes.
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: yes i have- a california roll.
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes- with my food slicer and my pretty voice.
In the past month have you been Dumped: nope
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: i ran around naked in sprinklers at night- dose that count?
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: not this month- next month: crown royal jewels.
Ever been Drunk: haha c'mon.
Ever been called a Tease: what would you call an irish mexican strapping young lad with pretty calves?
Ever been Beaten up: box with other people who know how to do it- and youll see...
Ever Shoplifted: for a pack of gum and a thrill-
How do you want to Die: getting shot by security guard while shoplifting gum.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a social science major and sombody in the film industry is where i am headed.
What country would you most like to Visit: Ireland, spain and denmark i suppose
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: i dont give a damn anymore- no really-
Favourite Hair Color: i dont give a damn anymore- although brunettes are appealing.
Short or Long Hair: Long- but remember its all mind over matter-
Height: it dosent matter-haha... no pun intended.
Weight: all i will say is mind over matter on this one.
Best Clothing Style: Girls are pretty good at whatever- all i will say is seasonal clothes are hot- winter jeans and summer skirts?
Number of Drugs I have taken: i dunno, how many drugs have you taken girl?
Number of CDs I own: who gives a shit- what matters is the quality of cds i have.
Number of Piercings: i dont desictrate my body with metal- i am sure body could be alot better off with less holes as it is-
Number of Tattoos: none
Number of things in my Past I Regret: things happen for a reason sucka>>>
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My Interests

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I would love to meet my future lady that i would share tax benefits with. i would love to meet people who like to get together and who like to reminisce. if anybody wants outrageousness added to thier life>>> please inquire within- applicants will be notified within 7-14 business days.(unless a credit card number is sent to my messages folder) with the four digit security code and account holder's name) No te creas!!! spanish for (just kidding)

My Blog

21 years of age

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Somber Moon Cheese: another set of stanzas to succulent dishs name

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Slurpee Girl : a new set of obscene stanzas to succulent dish’s name

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Posted by on Wed, 06 Feb 2008 02:42:00 GMT

Ahhhh.... Enlightenment!

i have discovered that if you are a vengeful person- and get revenge- you totally feel better! What is most awesome is that the vengeance i have committed only sits within someone's guilt and the pers...
Posted by on Sat, 12 Jan 2008 02:18:00 GMT

TOOTSIE POPS!

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Posted by on Mon, 24 Dec 2007 16:26:00 GMT

Mean Idiot People

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Posted by on Tue, 18 Sep 2007 11:15:00 GMT