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Joshua Shrum is the picture that you will find next to the definition of absolute perfection. Apparently his girlfriend, Theresa, is competing for perfection with him. :P They're a great pair; hit on Joshua and you will be picking a fight, mmmk? Envy him; he doesn't appreciate that shit either. Pretending is one of the top things that he loves to do. Playing guitar extremely well, writing enchanting poetry, and cuddling with me; some of the things he also enjoys. He refuses to talk to people whom will be gay really, so if you're going to hurt him in any way, shape, or form i will kill you; thanks. :]
This kid has moves yo, mad skills on the dance floor. He'll deny it, but believe me when I say its totallyyy true. Marilyn Manson, Twiggy, some other weirdos; themss are the people up there on the list that he idolizess. You're not likely to see him outside anymore; sucks to be you, you're deff. missing out now. :D (im glad he's mine then.) Bahaha, I'm lame; but this kid is fantastic.
xox TheresaLynn.

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Posted by on Wed, 29 Apr 2009 14:43:00 GMT

Thou Art Mine Bride

When I am with mine golden CornettI tend to often taste her breathAs in miine hand I place her palmAnd feel inside so warm and calmBreifly mine heart may skip a notFor I am glad to spend my daysTogeth...
Posted by on Tue, 28 Apr 2009 18:48:00 GMT

2 new Adorabley DEAD songs

1.What I WantI want to see you swallow smokeAnd on the air forever chokeI want to see you sufferingTo hear your screams, im listeningAnd i want to see you slit your wristYour life has now been dissmis...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Apr 2009 13:18:00 GMT

=/ pleaseeee dont leave

      Ah, its seven oh five, and im sitting here worrying. Mmm, you are my everything, and I dont want you to ever leave. I love you with all my heart and I'm sorry you dont like me too much, I mean n...
Posted by on Mon, 30 Mar 2009 16:15:00 GMT

=) im gonna post a blog one day

My defintition of my wife is as followsT-Is for extra Tastey H-Is for HeavenlyE-is for she gots me Easter presentsR-is for Really Pwetty eyesE-is for shes my EverythingS-is for her Smexi bodyA-is beca...
Posted by on Sat, 28 Mar 2009 17:47:00 GMT

What the hell.

I typed this up forty times and it wouldnt let me post it and wouldnt let me copy paste it and kept being a jerk so im not gonna post it, this is really stupid, i hate myspace.I went from Yay, to eh, ...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Mar 2009 21:04:00 GMT

my lyrics, heh, yesh im that boring, but i need a critic for them, and who better than you =)

well, Ive thought about the show since I have heard about it yesturday, and I have decided to make a rough draft of how I think the set list would be, mind you Theresa that the set list and lyrics are...
Posted by on Thu, 05 Mar 2009 13:21:00 GMT

picks, sicks, pics, and dead presidents

Okay, lately ive been rather sick and sorry. Well its not like i had a choice in the matter of becoming sick, but still. Also recently while being sick i must have got Theresa sick, thats where sorry ...
Posted by on Tue, 10 Feb 2009 19:35:00 GMT

Maidenhead Along The Seine

(past)One seige after another may leave us dismay.Once simply uncovered I doth taste all thine painOn one lonley occasion-Dost it always seem to heavily rain?Dust covered dark angel on a solitudely da...
Posted by on Tue, 20 Jan 2009 19:43:00 GMT

Beauty and the Beast

Its ever so obvious that I shall remain the beast,And even more obvious that this hath hurt a bitIf ever such a sad story were to be obtained about it Id say our story would be acceptable at the very ...
Posted by on Fri, 19 Dec 2008 19:07:00 GMT