Hey kiddos i'm Austin... aka Dj Brown bear (wicky wicky!). Well I guess i'll just start out by saying that I like long walks on the beach and chocolates haha
Where to start... well anyways, i'm a Senior at Magruder. Yes, I know I look like i'm 8 years old, but i'm not, i'm 17, hell yeah!
I'm really really crazy. I'm also extremely shy at first, but i'll get used to you.
I HATE Paris Hilton more than anything in the world. Everyone thinks she's hot when she's actually ugly as shit, she's got no talent, her body is not that big of a deal because millions of other girls have the exact same body as her, she thinks she's the shit, she's only famous because her dad has money.
I want to dye my hair blonder because I hate how it's more brownish than blondish. My parents won't let me because the last time I dyed my hair I dyed it black, and I looked like an emo goth... it was pretty rough.
When i'm in a room full of people I don't know then I just sit there and zone out. Most people mistake this for depression because it looks like i'm sad, but i'm not, i'm just bored out of my frickin mind because I have nobody to talk to. And then I start to stare at the ceiling and look around at everyone and everything.
I'm really outgoing and I get very bored very easily... you can tell by the insane amount of quizzes below... but they're all accurate so that's why I put them up.
I never sign out of myspace, whether i'm at the computer or not, so even though it says i'm online, it doesn't mean that i'm actually at the computer.
When I get out of college, I want to work for the Government, do something involving law, or be an actor on Saturday Night Live.
I snowboard like a friggin person that snowboards a lot.
I am obsessed with music.
I love to sleep, if you ever wake me up then I will spaz on you.
I will own you all at Halo. That's right.
In the summer, I stay up until 2 am and sleep until noon. During school I sleep at like 9:30... because I like to sleep...
I live off of Chocolate Milkshakes, pasta and Hot Pockets. I eat more food than anyone I know.
I'm Christian and a damn good one too... I don't smoke or drink or anything like that.
I have 2 dogs that will hump anything if it starts with a v. Which sucks for me because my last name is Verner. So i'm constantly getting boned by crazy horny pups. Then the little red interior dog penis comes out and it's very arrousi... uh, I mean disturbing. Yeah, disturbing. Hehe. he.
So yeah. That's pretty much it.
Oh and University of Texas is awesome. HOOK 'EM HORNS!
My AIM screenname is advlax16.
My xanga is http://www.xanga.com/home.aspx?user=Austinthemidgetlaxplayer
My picture site is http://www.picturetrail.com/advlax16
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Dork Spectrum: Where Do You Fall
Full-on Dork (Severe/Profound)
There is basically no hope for you. You are the guy/girl that is constantly laughing at yourself. In fact, youre probably doing it right now. You cant listen to someone in conversation without trying to work over what they are saying in your head to come up with some sort of witty comment or a way to relate it to real life situations, sit coms or a movie youve seen at least 35 times. You enjoy practicing responses to seem spontaneous and quirky, but the levels of effort and awareness of your own awkwardness are off the chart which places you in the Full-on end of the Dork Spectrum. Id say that you should think more about what you say before you say it, but youd probably just be thinking of something witty to say and not really listen anyway. My best advice is to find someone who is just as Dorky as you and hold on to them. You will never find a better match than with another Full-on. In case you need help identifying others level of Dorkiness, this test may be re-administered as
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Your super-secret codename is:
A IT SUN
Your mission is...
Become batman
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BaSiC InFo
Name: Austin D Verner
Birthdate: August 2 1989
Birthplace: Rockville
Current Location: Rockville
Eye Color: Blueish/Greenish/Brownish
Hair Color: Dirty blond
Height: 5' 5"
Weight: 110 pounds... I know it's crazy
What's Your....
Zodiac Sign: Leo
Ethnicity: BLACK AND JEWISH!
Body Type: My subtle muscular exasporations and rock-hard abs complement my smooth crisp figure nicely
Favorite Food: Whatever yours is... because I know everything about you... fried
Favorite Drink: Vanillur Milkshake
Baseball Team: EW FRUCK BASEBALL IT'S GAY (that's right I said fruck)
(when) Bedtime: Around 10
Favorite Color(s): Blue and Pink
Favorite Letter: S, because it stands for what I will never get... a Star Destroyer!
Favorite Number: Infinite
Candy: Nerds
Favorite Animal: YOUR MOTHER
Favorite Messenger: The kind that... messenges... well... I guess?
Screename: advlax16 (I might change it)
Favorite Store: American Eagle
Most Missed Memory: I dunno
Best Physical Feature: My ghetto booty! (my eyes and my sweet hair)
Overused Phrase: Bitch I celebrate Kwanza!
First Thought Waking Up: fuuuuuuuuuuck
Goal for this year: Not give up
Weakness: Girls, Xbox 360, puppies
Fears: Spiders, rejection, being alone
Heritage: German, Irish, French, Navajo/Chawkta Indian, TEXAN!!
Longest Relationship: I forgot
School's Name: Colonel Zadok Magruder
Favorite TV Show: Saturday Night Live and The Office
Have You Ever....
Drank: Only when my parents give it to me
Smoked: Disgusting
Dyed Your Hair: Yeah... it was blacker than black... like 50 Cent kind of black... I looked like an emo goth
Shoplifted: No, I don't take what isn't mine
Tried To Do The Splits: With disastrous results
Tried To Do A Backbend: I slap up my hoes from time to time, just to keep them in line
Tried To Do A Cartwheel: Fell on my face
Tried To Do A Handstand: That involves muscles that I don't have
Tried To Act Perfect: No, I don't fake
Get A Detention Of Any Kind From Not Doin Anything: HELL YEAH Mr. Brown hated me
Skinny Dipped: In the shower
Had Sex: No, and I won't unless I really REALLY like that person
Kissed/Huged An Opposite Sex: Yeah
Kissed/Huged The Same Sex As You: Yup but only joking around
Been Dumped: ...no comment
Done Drugs: No, that's nasty
Had A Boyfriend/Girlfriend: Yup
Ate Sushi: EW
Loved Someone: I love my family and freinds
In A Guy/Gurl....
Fav Eye Color: Something bright (blue, green, whatever)
Fav Hair Color: Blondish brown
Short or Long Hair: Shoulder length
Height: My height
Weight: Not fat but not bulimic
Looks Or Personality: 75% personality, 25% looks
Love or Money: Love
Hot Or Cute: Cute
Drugs and/or Alcohol: Neither
Muscular or Really Skinny: Not bulimic skinny, but thin
Sexy or Shmexy---- lmao!: Shmexy sounds Mexican, and they all hate me for some odd reason, so i'll go with good ol' fashioned sexy
so how is this quiz so far?: Oodles and oodles of fun
honestly: It's good!
that bad.. really?: Shut up.
aw, i knew you liked it..: I believe I already said that
so, do you own a cell phone?: Who doesn't?
an iPod: Shuffle and a 2nd gen (it's a friggin brick)
do you have AIM or any other instant messenger?: Durr
if so, whats your screen name?: advlax16
do you have a myspace?: You're on it
livejournal?: No
xanga?: Austinthemidgetlaxplayer
any of those other journal things?: Nope
whats your favorite restraunt?: South Austin Grill, and Red Rock Canyon
favorite food?: Tortellini... and ur mother
favorite drink: Vanillur Milkshake
how many closets do you have in your room?: 1
how about in your house?: I don't go ..t expeditions
is your phone ringing right now?: HOW DID YOU KNOW?!
mine is...: Congratulations! You have freinds!
but im not picking it up.: Well then you're a bitch.
ok.. back to the survey..: Indeed.
what time is it right now?: 12:16 am
what kind of computer do you own?: G4 iMac (the half-circle one)
so i have to ask..: eh?
do you like cheese?: Yupp
whats your favoirte kind of cheese?: Yellow
what are you listening to right now?: Nails For Breakfast, Tacks For Snacks by Panic! At The Disco
are you eating anything?: Nope
do you like febreeze?: Ew
STACY'S: Who?
MOM: How?
HAS: Really?
GOT: That's interesting.
IT: What?
GOING: Where?
ON: No fucking way.
thankyou: You're welcome. Random...: yes?
How Do You Want To Die?: Quick and painlessly next to someone I love after a long and happy life
What country do you want to Visit: Aruba
Been to the Mall Lately: Last week
Do you like Thunderstorms: I LOVE THEM
Shower Daily: Yup
Do you Sing: Like a dying moose
Want to go to College: UNIVERSITY OF TEXAS BOTCHES
Current...
Clothes: Pajama Pants
Shoes: None
Make-Up: None
Hair Do: Same as always
Phone: Sony Ericsson T616
Phone Number: HAHA not telling
Location: My room
Weather: Umm... cold?
Website(s): Ebaums, Homestar, Knoxs Korner, Myspace (obviously)
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