Dammit Jim! it's a joke, not a movie! |
Can someone PLEASE tell this old lady what category the new Star Trek movie is supposed to fall under? Prequel, sequel, or reboot???? I waited two hours to see the premier at Imax and came away very, ... Posted by on Fri, 08 May 2009 22:49:00 GMT |
A Dogs Purpose {From A 6-Year Old} |
A dog's Purpose (from a 6-year-old). I examined Belker and found he was dying of cancer. I told the family we couldn't do anything for Belker, and offered to perform the euthanasia procedure for the o... Posted by on Mon, 05 Jan 2009 12:14:00 GMT |
Two Wolves |
Found this posted on another site and just wanted to share:One evening an old Cherokee told his grandson about a battle that goes on inside people. He said, "My son, the battle is between two "wolves... Posted by on Mon, 29 Dec 2008 16:04:00 GMT |
MORE SILLYNESS |
1. At Lunch Time, Sit In Your Parked Car With Sunglasses on and Point A Hair Dryer At Passing Cars. See If They Slow Down.2. Page Yourself Over The Intercom. Don't Disguise Your Voice.3. Every Time So... Posted by on Wed, 17 Dec 2008 13:24:00 GMT |
HAHAHAHAHAHA! |
Just try reading this without laughing till you cry!!!
A guy who purchased his lovely wife a pocket Taser for their anniversary
submitted this:
Last weekend I saw something at Larry's Pistol & Pa... Posted by on Mon, 24 Nov 2008 14:53:00 GMT |
Way Cool! I Feel Special...... |
The following is a poem written to me by a friend on another website..... *Sigh*Dae DreamerDaydream believerOn-line heart stealerWorkday pain relieverWitch doctor stress healerDownloading the songsTha... Posted by on Sat, 05 Jul 2008 18:29:00 GMT |
I'm Not Crazy.... ? |
UNWELL
All day staring at the ceilingMaking friends with shadows on my wallAll night hearing voices telling meThat I should get some sleepBecause tomorrow might be good for somethingHold onFeeling lik... Posted by on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 17:05:00 GMT |
Just More Of The Same.... |
"Leaving To Stay"I can't believe in what I've seenI been forsaken. I been deceivedCast aside and left behindTil I can't believe my own eyes
[Chorus]I been waiting for the gloryOf the coming of the Lor... Posted by on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 16:41:00 GMT |
I Cant Find My Own Words These Days, So..... |
"Wander This World"The tar in the street starts to melt from the heatAnd the sweat's runnin' down from my hairI walked 20 miles and I'm draggin' my feetAnd I'll walk 20 more I don't careAnd I'll wande... Posted by on Sat, 19 Apr 2008 16:27:00 GMT |
Thank You Jakob... Your Pain Is Mine |
"I Wish I Felt Nothing"Say when you're aloneIt's better 'cause nobody knows youWhen no one's your friendIt's better 'cause nobody leaves youSo you turned your back On a world that you could never hav... Posted by on Sun, 13 Apr 2008 15:50:00 GMT |