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Cristina (no damn "H") Scabbia of Lacuna Coil at the Kool Haus in Toronto, April 4th, 2006, opening for that Rob Zombie character. So pretty.Jon is feeling this week. Keep your mouse over an image or a link and read the alt tags! My talking things are [email protected] for MSN and [email protected] for AIM. Add me if you wish. I'm nice, however I talk mucho basura.I have an annoying lip-ring and 3 stupid tattoos. I'm very afraid of spiders. I love mice. In fact, I used to liberate them from pet stores which sold them as 'SNAKE FOOD'. How cruel. But then this adult life took over and I don't have time to save mice anymore. I also feed the mice that live in subways. I get dirty looks when people catch me doing that. These things we use to navigate on a computer are not mice. These mechanical "mice" are not cute at all.I planted a tree when I was a kid and it grew taller than my house. Then I moved away this year and I miss my tree. It was a weakling but it was my tree.I read too much. I also love hockey too much. I like the word 'ergo'. It's such a stupid sounding word. For example, 'Basil think's I'm self-centered, ergo, Basil is an idiot.'That's all I feel like writing now. I'm going to pick a fight with an ATM. ..
adopt your own virtual pet!I love Slave Labor Graphics comic books. Particularly Johnny, the Homicidal Maniac, Squee! and Lenore, the cute little dead girl.
You're Satan! You're a nice, but overworked guy
who's doomed to oversee the world's stupid
people. Sucks to be you. A plus: you can
shapeshift!
What Johnny the Homicidal Maniac character are you?
brought to you by QuizillaOne of the greatest comic strips ever created is FOXTROT by Bill Amend. Go here for today's fix: FOXTROT.COMAbove pic 1 from Hockey Night in Canada - February 11, 2006, New York Rangers @ Toronto Maple Leafs, Air Canada Centre, Platinum Club Sec 117M Row 24 Seat 19. Kasparaitis is crying about something. Leafs lost 4-2. Pic 2 from HNIC March 4, 2006, Ottawa Senators @ Leafs, ACC, Gold Sec 113 Row 14 Seat 13. A bithday gift from my bestest friend, Lynda Stoopidface. Opening faceoff. Leafs lost 4-2. Pic 3 is from October 9, 2006, Florida Panthers @ Leafs, ACC, Purple Sec 307 Row 12 Seat 10. My first live shoot out! Leafs win 2-1. The crowd was chanting "EDDIE! EDDIE!" even though Alex Auld was playing. Leaf fans love Eddie Belfour. They however booed Nik Antropov.Wanna see my pool team? Click on the link, go to 'quick access', pool name is "scarborough", no password, I'm 'toolshed'. www.poolexpert.com
My blue bird of happiness. See also: K-PAX. No idea what type of bird this is, if you know please let me know. Lynda named him 'Nightwing' for obvious reasons if you're a comic geek. **A helpful soul informed me that this is an Asian Fairy Bluebird. Thank you, helpful soul.**I have a co-worker known as O-Tip. He's set up a site for his O-Tips of the Day. Check it out by clicking the image below. I don't agree with O-Tip number 12, that's the one showing... -- -- -- -- --
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My Interests

Hockey! Watching it & playing it. Reading. Animals. Writing. Movies. Drawing. Music - all kinds. Baseball - watching & playing. Guitar. Crosswords. Pictionary. Trivial Pursuit. Scattergories. Risk. Boardgames obviously. TV. Sleeping. Eating. Running. Mice. IKEA. Jeopardy! Obtaining money. Zombies. Paintballing!

I'd like to meet:

Chuck Palahniuk, repeatedly, even though I've already quasi-met him twice. The man is just too damn funny. Bill Amend. Irvine Welsh would probably be fun to meet. The Vampire Lestat. James Earl Jones, I want to here him say, "This is CNN." The Teletubbies. The Maytag man, the "retired" one. Samuel L. Jackson, so he can swear at me. And some girl in England named Jenny.Oh yes, and some of my favourite female actresses - Natalie Portman, Keira Knightley, Evan Rachel Wood, Tamara Hope, Diane Kruger, Zhang Ziyi, Shannyn Sossamon, Emmy Rossum, Anna Paquin (not that I'd have anything intelligent to say to any of them, I'd probably just drool in front of them).I learned to do the above at work. Me and another graphic drone started making cartoons of us killing each other. His were amazing. This is the only one of mine that I actually liked. I didn't do the one below.Sub-Zero wins. Fatality.

Music:

TOOL, RAMMS+EIN, CROSSBREED, unloco, Lacuna Coil, Evanescence, SEVENDUST, Avril Lavigne, EMINEM, D-12, godsmack, LINKIN PARK, MUSHROOMHEAD, MaRilYn MaN5oN, veruca salt, nina gordon, JAKALOPE, Mudvayne, Chimaira, A NEW REVOLUTION, Scars of Life, The Burning Red, Adema, GRAVITY KILLS, Stabbing Westward, dope, Drowning Pool, Slipknot, stone sour, a perfect circle, ALICE IN CHAINS, nine inch nails, orgy, tuuli, LILLIX, Scratching Post, Tegan and Sara, the Refreshments, KiTTiE, METALLICA, Aerosmith, Neil Diamond, Ray Charles, Frank Sinatra, Hans Zimmer, Disturbed, Flesh Field, The Birthday Massacre, Zombie Girl, Ventana, Blue Man Group, Fort Minor, Emma Roberts (yeah, that's right), Ashlee Simpson, Three Days Grace, Chevelle.

VICARIOUS

Eye on the TV
'Cause tragedy thrills me
Whatever flavour
It happens to be, like...
"Killed by the husband"
"Drowned by the ocean"
"Shot by his own son"
"She used the poison in his tea...
And kissed him goodbye"
That's my kind of story
It's no fun 'til someone diesDon't look at me like
I am a monster
Frown out your one face
But with the other
Stare like a junkie
Into the TV
Stare like a zombie
While the mother holds her child
Watches him die
Hands to the sky crying
"Why, oh why?"'Cause I need to watch things die
From a distance
Vicariously I live
while the whole world dies
You all need it too, don't lieWhy can't we just admit it?
Why can't we just admit it?
We won't give pause until the blood is flowing
Neither the brave nor bold
Will write as the story's told
We won't give pause until the blood is flowingI need to watch things die
From a good safe distance
Vicariously I live
while the whole world dies
You all feel the same, so
Why can't we just admit it?Blood like rain come down
Drown my grave and ground
Part vampire
Part warrior
Carnivore and voyeur
Stare at the transmittal
Sing to the death rattleLa, la, la, la, la, la-la-lieCredulous at best
your desire to believe in
Angels in the hearts of men
Pull your head on out
Your head please and give a listen
Shouldn't have to say it all again
The universe is hostile
So impersonal
Devour to survive
So it is, So it's always beenWe all feed on tragedy
It's like blood to a vampire
Vicariously I live
while the whole world dies
Much better you than I

Movies:

FIGHT CLUB, SE7EN, American History X, Interview With the Vampire, Return of the Jedi, Braveheart, Black Hawk Down, Panic Room, The Shawshank Redemption, The Lord of the Rings Trilogy, 28 DAYS LATER, The Beach, DAWN OF THE DEAD (remake) and all of George A. Romero's four Dead movies (I like zombies), Saw & Saw II (Saw III was just too much), The Game, The Green Mile, The Crow, Collateral, Gladiator, John Q., Blade II (ONLY! the first & third were bags of ass), Infernal Affairs (Hong Kong movie soon to be remade starring Leonardo DiCaprio & Matt Damon), the Lethal Weapon franchise, Hotel Rwanda, The Boondock Saints, Underworld & Underworld: Evolution, Hero, the Resident Evil movies (more zombies), Ocean's Eleven & Twelve, Troy, Reign of Fire, Crash, Assault on Precinct 13, The Nightmare Before Christmas, The Corpse Bride, Thirteen, Tears of the Sun, The Matrix Trilogy, the Harry Potter series, Serenity, Four Brothers, Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events, The Terminal, Cast Away, Catch Me If You Can, G.I. Jane, The Transformers Movie, G.I. Joe the Movie, Batman Beyond: Return of the Joker, I, Robot, The Incredibles, The Rock, Con Air, Love Actually, Pitch Black and Riddick, the Pirates of the Caribbean series, Hoodwinked, Jarhead, Running Scared, V for Vendetta, Lucky Number Slevin, Akeelah and the Bee, Jet Li's Fearless, Inside Man, Mel Gibson's Apocalypto, Blood Diamond, Constantine, John Constantine, asshole...

Television:

FRASIER!!! The Simpsons, Batman Beyond, OZ, Invader Zim, Jeopardy!, HOCKEY!!!, Nip/Tuck, Malcolm in the Middle, G.I. Joe, The Transformers, Red Dwarf, Boston Public, The Practice, Third Watch, Batman the Animated Series, Justice League, The X-Files, The Lone Gunmen, BAND OF BROTHERS!!!, FIREFLY!!!, Lost (not so much now, the show's getting annoying), Prison Break, The Boondocks, The Zeta Project, The Unit (best show on TV right now), Heroes, Shark.

Books:

Chuck Palahniuk's Fight Club, Survivor, Invisible Monster, Choke, Stranger Than Fiction, Fugitives and Refugees, Haunted, Lullaby, and Diary.Alex Garland's The Beach and The Tesseract.Irvine Welsh's Glue, Trainspotting, Porno, Filth, and The Acid House.Mark Twain's The Adventures of Tom Sawyer and The Adventures of Huckleberry Finn.Mark Z. Danielewski's House of Leaves.Anne Rice's Interview With The Vampire and The Vampire Lestat.J. K. Rowling's Harry Potter series.Tom Clancy's Rainbow Six, The Bear and the Dragon, The Sum of All Fears, hell, all of his books.Anthony Swofford's Jarhead.Mark Bowden's Black Hawk Down.Rob Grant and Doug Naylor's Red Dwarf series. The New Jedi Order series by a whole bunch of Sci-Fi authors, and the X-Wing series by Michael A. Stackpole and Aaron Allston.Adolf Hitler's Mein Kampf.J.R.R. Tolkien's The Lord of the Rings trilogy.Stephen King's It, The Green Mile and Rita Hayworth and the Shawshank Redemption.Don DeLillo's White Noise, Mao II, Running Dog, and Underworld.Charles Frazier's Cold Mountain.Michael Crichton's Congo and Jurassic Park.Anton Szandor LaVey's The Satanic Bible.Max Brooks' The Zombie Survival Guide.Homer's The Iliad and The Odyssey.Douglas Adam's Hitchhiker series.Margaret Atwood's Oryx and Crake.William Golding's Lord of the Flies.Dan Brown's's The Da Vinci Code.Anthony Bourdain's Kitchen Confidential.Dante's Divine Comedy.Lemony Snicket's A Series of Unfortunate Events series.Gene Brewer's K-PAX trilogy.There's so much more, I love reading...

I do not like everything I read though. Here are some classics that I thoroughly DID NOT ENJOY: Crime and Punishment, Dracula, Moby Dick, Frankenstein, The Great Gatsby, anything & everything by Shakespeare, The Communist Manifesto, The Bible, some Leonard Cohen book I forgot the name of, 1984, A Clockwork Orange, The Stone Angel, In Cold Blood, and a Salinger book with Salesman in its title.

Wendy Yanko of Flesh Field.My favourite comic strips are Bill Amend's Foxtrot, Bill Watterson's Calvin & Hobbes, and Jim Toomey's Sherman's Lagoon. Amend and Watterson are geniuses. I also read comic books because I am a geek. I'll read anything by Slave Labor Graphics. Favourites are Jhonen Vasquez's Johnny the Homicidal Maniac and Squee!, and Roman Dirge's Lenore. Right now I like Runaways by Marvel. My favourites growing up were The Amazing Spider-man and The New Warriors. Jeff Smith's Bone was also great, especially the early issues.

Heroes:

Some of these people really are my heroes, others are just people I admire.Authors: Chuck Palahniuk, Irvine Welsh, Alex Garland, Tom Clancy, J.K. RowlingMusicians: Maynard James Keenan (the man is a god), Adam Jones, Danny Carey, Justin Chancellor, Chester Bennington, Blue Man GroupSports: Wayne Gretzky, Martin St. Louis, Mike Modano, Jerome Iginla, Mark Gubicza, John Olerud, Ichiro Suzuki, Jim AbbottFilm & Television: David Fincher, George A. Romero, Mel Gibson, Jet Li, Jackie Chan, Kevin Spacey, Russell Crowe, Tom Hanks, Djimon Hounsou, Natalie Portman, Keira Knightley, Evan Rachel Wood, Johnny Depp, David Duchovny, Brandon Lee, Tony Jaa, Kelsey Grammer, David Hyde Pierce, John Mahoney, Moose the dogNon-Fictional Misc: Ken Jennings!!! my African-Canadian friend - Basil Brown, Jhonen Vasquez, Bill Amend, Bill Watterson, Marcus Aurelius, Julius Caesar, my university European history professor - Modris Eksteins, Nelson Mandela, Martin Luthor King Jr., Matt Groening, William Wallace, Terry FoxFictional: Wedge Antilles, Wes Janson, Tycho Celchu, Derek "Hobbie" Klivan, Garik "Face" Loran, R2-D2 & C-3P0, Han Solo, Chewbacca, David Lister, Kryten, Arnold J. Rimmer, Peter Parker, Bruce Wayne, Terry McGinnis, Alfred Pennyworth, The Joker, Solid Snake, Fox Mulder, Homer J. Simpson, Lenny and Carl, Tyler Durden, Jason Fox, Roger Fox, Calvin, The Crow, Frasier Crane, Niles Crane, Martin Crane, EddieAs well as the guys below and many others just like them.
Alexander Radulov ..47
Nashville Predators, Right Wing
Dion Phaneuf ..3
Calgary Flames, Defense
Anze Kopitar ..11
Los Angeles Kings, Centre
Kari Lehtonen ..32
Atlanta Thrashers, Goalie
Bryan McCabe ..24
Toronto Maple Leafs, Defense
Ilya Kovalchuk ..17
Atlanta Thrashers, Left Wing
John-Michael Liles ..26
Colorado Avalanche, Defense
Pavel Datsyuk ..13
Detroit Red Wings, Centre
Martin Havlat..9
Chicago Blackhawks, Winger
Martin St. Louis..26
Tampa Bay Lightning, Right Wing
Alexander Frolov..24
Los Angeles Kings, Left Wing
Ryan Getzlaf..15
Anaheim Ducks, Centre
Alexander Ovechkin..8
Washington Capitals, Left Wing
Shea Weber..6
Nashville Predators, Defense

My Blog

War Photography - Wasaga Beach 04-14-07

http://www.facebook.com/album.php?aid=15147&l=da012& id=723715435 We raised over $10,000 for Haitian Refugees in the Dominican. My gun started jamming about mid-day, so rather than concentrate ...
Posted by Wraith on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 07:37:00 PST

Penguins @ Leafs

I have never been to a more exciting hockey game. The Penguins are unbelieveable. Crosby. Malkin. Staal. Whitney. Fleury. Extremely talented youth. Malkin is a mass of muscle. Nobody could move him. C...
Posted by Wraith on Sun, 01 Apr 2007 12:02:00 PST

The Flintstones Xmas Special

How is it possible that the Flintstones are celebrating Christmas? Think about that for a second. Merry Christmas everyone.
Posted by Wraith on Mon, 25 Dec 2006 11:35:00 PST

By your leave Mr. Turner... My dream journal. Like a geek!

When I dream, I can always fly. I talk a lot about dreams with my friends. Seems none of them ever fly. Most of them have normal dreams, but one of them has awesome dreams like me. He's flown an X-Win...
Posted by Wraith on Mon, 18 Dec 2006 07:36:00 PST

The Nutcracker and death in my backyard...

On Sunday, December 10th, I went to my first and most likely last ballet. My workplace decided for its 50th anniversary to cancel the annual Christmas party and instead takeover the Four Seasons Centr...
Posted by Wraith on Thu, 14 Dec 2006 11:10:00 PST

AREA 51 Paintball Pics

Went to try a new field last night. One of our group has been recruited to construct a website for this place, called AREA 51, so rather than play, he brought his camera equipment to get some shots of...
Posted by Wraith on Fri, 17 Nov 2006 09:29:00 PST

Why I hate cows

I don't really. That was a ploy to draw you in. Hockey keeps me busy. Either I'm watching it on TV or at the ACC or trash talking with buddies in a home, pub or at work or I'm outside savouring what p...
Posted by Wraith on Fri, 10 Nov 2006 09:03:00 PST

The Departed

I've been waiting for this movie for over a year. Why? Because it is a remake of my all-time favourite foreign film, Infernal Affairs, some Hong Kong cop thriller. Remake is very accurate, the plot, a...
Posted by Wraith on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 11:32:00 PST

TOOL Molson Amphitheatre 09-23-06

Set List: 1. Stinkfist2. The Pot3. Forty-six & 24. Jambi5. Schism6. Lost Keys/Rosetta Stoned7. Wings for Marie8. 10,000 Days9. Lateralis10. Vicarious11. Aenema Missed the entire set of the opening...
Posted by Wraith on Sun, 24 Sep 2006 11:35:00 PST

Union of Soviet Socialist Republics

I need 15 kids or baby animals. My best friend, Lynda-stoopid-face, and I (but mostly her), came up with a joint idea of naming kids after the splinter countries of the former U.S.S.R. It works, check...
Posted by Wraith on Mon, 18 Sep 2006 07:53:00 PST