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About Me

Digital for Grindhead Records
Digital for Sony
Writing for Aus Grind
Bass in Ebolie
Guitar in Kill A Celebrity
Guitar in Nikhål
High art in Dyke Destroyer
Acoustic guitar in Riot Country
Acoustic guitar in Matt, Dave and Lachlan's Critical Zombie Holocaust
Brazillian Jiu-Jitsu at Southern Cross Jiu-Jitsu Academy
Bulleit and Woodford Reserve in bourbon

I've been lucky enough to play with Napalm Death, Insect Warfare, Suffocation, Graf Orlock, Disgorge, Skinless, Behemoth, Pathogen, Kataclysm, Agents of Abhorrence, Captain Cleanoff, Fuck I'm Dead, The Day Everything Became Nothing, Robotosaurus, Maximum Perversion, The Guantanamo Bay City Rollers, Blood Duster, Meat Wallet, 4 Dead, LOG, Infinitum, Excruciate and Five Star Prison Cell.

You should listen to, watch and support these amazing Australian bands:
Agents of Abhorrence (violent grind)
Boonhorse (bluesy rockin' stoner/sludge)
Brian Campeau (acoustic singer/songwriter)
Captain Cleanoff (catchy grind)
Cartoon (super-cool slap funk rock)
Dining in Tuscany (blackened hardcore/grind)
Five Star Prison Cell (math grind)
Gauche (jazz styled avant-garde)
God God Dammit Dammit (the ultimate 13 piece party band)
Gotye (alternative pop)
Hospital the Musical (math hardcore)
Looking Glass (psychedelic sludge stoner rock)
Pirate (psychedelic/prog rock)
The Red Corvettes (jazz quartet)
Shirlow (polyrhythmic post-metal)
Squat Club (prog experimental post rock)
Squid (double barreled squided jazz action)
The Bakery (danceable funk and swing)
The Crooked Fiddle Band (post-apocalyptic gypsy tunes)
The Kill (violent grind)
The Rivalry (math hardcore/grind)

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I like FOX News (especially O'Reilly and Beck), popular music (mainly top 40 stuff - rap/R&B is the best), church, religion, following (my interpretations of) God's techings, telling you to follow (my interpretations of) God's teachings, contradicting (my interpretations of) God's teachings, all forms of censorship (my favourite flavour is sexual and free-speech censorship), G-rated movies, anything starring Will Ferrell, The Office (US version only, the UK one is weird), supermodels (heroes), tabloid magazines (my other bible), free-to-air TV, beauty contests, the TV series of The Swan, all the Wayans brothers movies, dance music, Parliament (as in politics, not the band LOL who the fuck are they?), Christian Voice, pro-life protests at funerals, Moral Majority, Christ Coalition of America, George Bush, the International Federation of the Phonographic Industry, Mad Max 3, Batman Forever, Dude Where's My Car? (ROFL), America, high fashion, tradition (I duno why i just hav a strong sense of it), the British Monarchy, AIG, people who say pornography is wrong, Stephen Conroy, the Chinese government, the ACMA blacklist, Today Tonight, Ann Coulter, Karl Rove, Rush Limbaugh (s0o0o smart), A Current Affair, Oprah, Dr. Phil, The Notebook, The Secret and really small cute dogs that fit in handbags.

My Blog

SELLING: Hughes & Kettner Vortex 100w Halfstack

I'm selling my Hughes & Kettner Vortex Head & 412 Cabinet to upgrade to a sexy tube amp.From what I can see they are worth $1,925 RRP. I'm asking for $900 but happy to accept any reasonable offer. I...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Jan 2009 16:34:00 GMT

I made these

I made an official music video for one of our new Kill A Celebrity songs. The song is taken from our upcoming split with Krupskaya on Grindhead Records.Feedback appreciated.XO ...
Posted by on Fri, 14 Nov 2008 14:38:00 GMT

Music.

Music: conscious beings attempting to be heard amongst the inane and unceasing background noise of their reality  both a paradox and an enigma, the duality of which begs questions of the nature of ar...
Posted by on Thu, 14 Aug 2008 22:44:00 GMT