What Would Have Happened In Vegas |
If I was Ashton Kutcher in "What Happens In Vegas," that movie would be like 10 minutes long. Get married, win prize at slots, start digging a hole in the desert. Fin. Posted by on Mon, 26 May 2008 10:07:00 GMT |
I could probably establish better criteria for selecting a new Pussycat Doll |
"The Search for the Next Doll" is a reality show on CW. The Pussycat Dolls are a high-profile pop group, notable for their skimpy attire and provocative choerography. 18 girls, one spot. A reality ... Posted by on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 08:10:00 GMT |
I have a new fave customer |
Dateline Florida-
An old man walks into my store. This isn't a big deal, as lots of the people who come to my store are old. But this one is different. His skin is tanned and leather... Posted by on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 10:21:00 GMT |
How I got out-foxed by a crackhead and its effect on my lifespan |
I started a new job this week, at a convenience store/gas station called Racetrac. Moving onwards and upwards, right? Well, the pay is quite competitive in this area of the world and I'm h... Posted by on Wed, 07 Feb 2007 07:42:00 GMT |
Sunday, Sunday, can't trust that ...or why everyone should keep their distance |
OK, so this weekend was not the best to know me. One of my friends got into a car accident while on her way to take me to get juice. Another, in the futile process of retrieving a bank card, snaps ... Posted by on Sun, 26 Feb 2006 18:59:00 GMT |