I'm a hard working focused friendly polite wise manic depressive with a helpful demeanor and a sarcastic sense of humor. Bill Cosby I am not more like a combination of Carlton Banks & Mike Tyson with a slight twist of Jamie Foxx (comedy wise). How's that for self analysis!
Lately I've found myself in the role of a life coach for the younger people I come across instructing them on the finer points of urban living such as...
"Yes this oral B sonic tooth brush and Rembrandt tooth paste will help your swag."
"No it's not a good idea to talk shit to the police officer when you have a slightly expired I.D. and 1/2 an ounce of kush on you".
"So what if your outfit was almost $400 dollars you smell like full court B-ball and yes she will notice you wore that 3 days in a row".
And some of my personal favorites
"Maybe you should ask her her name first".
"Yes all women yes all like to be addressed politely and respectfuly".
"she has 3 children and 4 father's for those children maybe you should use protection...really?...yes".
"Yes you can make more money at 10 hours on most jobs than in 14 hours in the street and 8 month in jail".
