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American Blackbelt Academy

We're not happy until you're not happy.

About Me



smoke too much, drink too much, swallow pills too much.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 5/27/2004
Band Website: juicebreath.com
Band Members: .: Alan Cook - guitar | vocals | laptop | synth | pedals :.

.: Corey Korn - bass | vocals | theramin | sampler | pedals :.

.: Toby Sheets - drums | sampler | keys | noise makers :.
Influences: Beer, Texas heat, Texas women, mustaches, Texas women with mustaches, lumberjack competitions, noodlin' competitions, circuit benders, lack of money, crappy gear.
Sounds Like: Two elephants fucking.
Record Label: Juice Breath Records
Type of Label: None

My Blog

The Junior High Mustache

Some dark-haired adolescents just can't wait to grow up. They can already imagine the night they turn 16: car keys gleaming in the ignition, Sting's soothing voice streaming from the radio, arm draped...
Posted by American Blackbelt Academy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

A great philosopher once said...

A great philosopher once said, "If a thing is so beautiful that it is near to perfection, it becomes your duty to then make that a perfect thing." Such is the case with my face, which realized tru...
Posted by American Blackbelt Academy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My first mustache

I still remember the time I bought my fake mustache. It was blonde, and didn't match my natural hair color at all. I went to the costume shop and browsed the rack before a man that looked just lik...
Posted by American Blackbelt Academy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Long live the mustache

CHATEAU DE SOLLES, July 30, 1883. My Dear Lucy: I have no news. We live in the drawing-room, looking out at the rain. We cannot go out in this frightful weather, so we have theatricals. How stu...
Posted by American Blackbelt Academy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

The Natural History of the Mustache

by Ed Page - - - - You may not be aware of it -- it didnt get a lot of press, for some reason -- but last week marked an important historical anniversary: exactly one billion years ago last Thu...
Posted by American Blackbelt Academy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Webster

Mus`tacheĀ“ Pronunciation: m. "he combed his hair" beard, face fungus, whiskers - the hair growing on the lower part of a man's face soup-strainer, toothbrush - slang terms for a mustache hand...
Posted by American Blackbelt Academy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Sign Language: Mustache

The thumb and index finger of both hands outline a mustache. . ...
Posted by American Blackbelt Academy on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST