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I used to be a wild and crazy guy. I was a professional stud but I am retired from that and now I provide private security services for the family I work for. I'm pretty busy at home guarding my territory, you can never be too safe when it comes to mail men or meter readers. They're pretty shifty carrying that Mace with them. I patrol a big yard and I must drink close to a gallon of water each day so can mark my territory to keep the bad guys out. It's a big responsibilty but if I don't piss all over the place who will, that is way too much responsibilty for the girls. So when I'm not guarding the crib I like to chase cats and dig holes under the fence. I have had some adventures. Once time my humans tied me up outside the grocery store and went to buy me some treats. Someone tried to steal me, cause I'm so damn cute, but I bit her right on her leg. Teach her to try and steal me. Also when I was on vacation in Californian a couple years ago, the hotel maid let me out and I took a long walk-about through the desert. I was gone a week it was a lot of fun. I found some nice people at a trailer park and they feed me burritos and fried chicken. I like fried chicken, but then my humans came for me. I had a lot of ticks after a week in the desert and they had to take them out. How embarrassing! I used to be a male prostitute, really I was, I am a pure bred mini-sheltie and I was so pretty that people with little girl mini-shelties would pay my humans for me to have sex with their little girl dog. What a life! Them were the days, good women and good food, all the glamour. But not being nuetered I sometimes thought with the wrong head and that is how I tragicly got lost. One morning I took a walk-about through Burbank. The bitch on the corner was in heat and I just wanted to stop by and say hello. Oh excuse me, bitch is so politically incorrect, I mean I went to visit a lady friend on the corner. Then that damn dog catcher captured me and took me away. I asked for an attorney or at least a phone call but I got neither. My civil rights were violated. They held me for five days. I was put on death row and scheduled for execution without even a trial. A little boy named Matthew, who I had never met before came and bailed me out. He earned my bail money all by himself. They agreed to let me go into his custody but part of the conditions of release is that I had to be neutered. At first I did not want to live, I lost my family and my testicles. I never saw my orginal family again. I was very depressed for a long time. But gradually I learned to love my new family. It has been five years now since I was released. Matthew is no longer a little boy we have many adventures together. He takes me everywhere and we're good friends. I have a small harem Daisy is my first wife. She is a very friendly loving red head. She lets me eat from her food dish. What a woman! I have another wife Yami she's a wild women and always gets in trouble for eating leather shoes and pooping on the floor. Sometimes if I don't feel like going outside casue it's too cold or too hot I just poop in the same place Yami did and I don't get in trouble. Shhh! Don't tell anyone. Thats pretty much it about me. Oh yeah Daisy and I adopted a small kitten few months into our relationship. Her name is Jasmine we raised her from 4 weeks old when we found her abandoned. We also have a duck but I dont like it becuae it follows me around quacking and steals my food. That's all for now.-TheoHOT Myspace Layouts