who is he? where is he from? why does he wear those shoes? does he floss regularly? who's behind those Foster Grants? well, I'll tell you. You've waited long enough to hear the answers to these and many other pressing questions regarding our mutual friend, davecriss. Little by little, more information will be released to the public to hopefully shed some light on the man behind the headlines.... "Completely Handsome," raved The New York Post!
"A Class Act, all the way," says High Times!
& last year, Variety named him one of THREE!!
more infomative information from your informant partner in crime...
COMING SOON!!!!
...and i flossed yesterday, i swear.
COME DIG MY BAND...
I PROUDLY ENDORSE...