how to make a woman happy |
How to Make a Woman Happy It's not difficult to make a woman happy. A man only needs to be: 1. a friend 2. a companion 3. a lover 4. a brother 5. a father 6. a master 7. a chef 8. an electrician 9. a ... Posted by Mikey on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 08:26:00 PST |
OUTLOOK |
LIFE IS TOO SHORT TO WAKE UP IN THE MORNING WITH REGRETS. SO LOVE THE PEOPLE WHO TREAT YOUR RIGHT, FORGET ABOUT THE ONES WHO DON'T AND BELIEVE THAT EVERYTHING HAPPENS FOR A REASON. IF YOU GET A CHANCE... Posted by Mikey on Thu, 15 Feb 2007 04:23:00 PST |
man laws |
1. No wasted beer in the name of humor.2. It has been made official that under no circumstances should the male have to pay for birth control 3. If your best friend is dumped by a girl it is a 6 month... Posted by Mikey on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 10:15:00 PST |
true friendship |
True FriendshipTrue friendship isn't seen with the eyes, it is felt with the heart.When there is trust, understanding, loyalty, and sharing.True friendship is a rare feeling, but when it is foundIt ha... Posted by Mikey on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 09:35:00 PST |
went to a party |
I went to a party, And remembered what you said. You told me not to drink, Mom So I had a sprite instead. I felt proud of myself, The way you said I would, That I didn't drink and drive, Though some f... Posted by Mikey on Mon, 11 Dec 2006 05:26:00 PST |
that guy |
Im the guy who will text you every single morning and tell you good morning and every single night to tell you sweet dreams.Im the guy who will hold you when you're crying and wipe away your tears.Im ... Posted by Mikey on Tue, 14 Nov 2006 04:37:00 PST |
nice guys finish last |
This is to all of the girls in the world who can't accept the nice guys for who they are:I'm sorryThat I was raised with respect;not to sleep with you when you were drunkI'm sorryThat my body's not ri... Posted by Mikey on Wed, 01 Nov 2006 07:52:00 PST |
love |
~a girl and a guy were speeding over 100mph on a motorcycle...
~girl:slow down im scared
~guy:no this is fun
~girl:no its not,please slow down
~guy:then tell me u love me
~girl:i love you!no... Posted by Mikey on Thu, 14 Sep 2006 11:28:00 PST |