TIME |
I have nothing more to say but to copy and paste these lyrics. It speaks wonders:
It's been the longest winter without youI didn't know where to turn toSee somehow I can't forget youAfter all t... Posted by on Wed, 02 Apr 2008 10:10:00 GMT |
MY CHECKLIST |
My checklist: Ok so this may sound pretentious or rude or conceited but I don't care I am going to write it anyway and you are going to read it and digest it. Now that I am ... Posted by on Tue, 11 Mar 2008 14:43:00 GMT |
Happiness. An Emotion Designed for Few |
I never understood. I never got the idea that happiness is something that only a few truly know. When you are happy, truly happy, nothing and I mean nothing can bring you down. You just believe that e... Posted by on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 11:24:00 GMT |
Lord I come to you on bended knee.... |
Lord Jesus, My Savior, King of all Kings, Lord of all LordsEvery night I am sure you receive so many prayers. Many, I am sure, consist of saving someone from near death. (Mine isnt one of those, if so... Posted by on Wed, 27 Jun 2007 14:49:00 GMT |
How to drop the value of your home...... |
Want to know how to drop the value of your home almost instantaneously? Open up a "Crown's Fried Chicken" down the street.
On my way to work Tuesday I was driving down the busy street and noticed a n... Posted by on Thu, 28 Dec 2006 11:36:00 GMT |
99 Things About Me |
Since everyone else is doing it, I said..Why not me. 1. My damn name is John Smith (SUCKS)2. I was born in Bristol, Pennsylvania3. I was raised in Shitty er. I mean Clayton, NJ.4. My dream place to l... Posted by on Sat, 09 Dec 2006 14:38:00 GMT |
R.I.P. John W. Smith III |
Well, thats what you would have read in the obituary today if it wasnt for my heroic effort. Heres the story...
It was Sunday morning at 3am. The rain was pounding the rooftops in the city of Philadel... Posted by on Sun, 25 Jun 2006 12:48:00 GMT |
I AM FURIOUS!! |
So I am sitting at Outback Steakhouse enjoying a tasty 9 oz. steak (because that was the cheapest one there). As I am putting each morsel of steak dripping in A1 sauce into my mouth I was in my own st... Posted by on Wed, 21 Jun 2006 10:29:00 GMT |
EFFING HOMOS |
I start off with this comment.
When a child is given a privilege to do something like take their parents car out for the evening and they mess it up by coming in late or getting it into a wreck, the p... Posted by on Tue, 06 Jun 2006 23:13:00 GMT |
SPANISH PEOPLE |
I begin with this statement. HELL TO THE NAH, I AM NOT SPANISH!
For some reason the damn espanols always trying to claim someone. My first day living in Washington Heights I consistenly was spoken to... Posted by on Wed, 19 Apr 2006 16:05:00 GMT |