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Hello, about me, hu, well, I dunno, I am very random, VERY... I grew up and have lived all my life in Aughton which is just a very strange english spin off of a stereotypical american suberb. I'm systematic.. hydromatic... ultramatic... and for a low low price I can be yours for one fantasitic night of drunken twister. I can become very fasinated with the smallest things very quickly. I have a very non-conformist mind and so, am the guy getting arrested for walking naked down the street covered in green jellow singing hay jude or getting caught covered in pillow feathers screaming am a giant chicken watch me fly. I love my friends and at a drunken push they'll say they love me. I have many friends but i am also lucky anough to have a special few who are very close to my heart. You know who you are and for you, i wish apon you my sympathy as my love is a burden in the form of obsessiveness and the fact that you special few are doomed to know me til the day of ur deaths...dun dun derrrrnnnn!!!! OK OK OK, Ive talked to much about me, i'll introduce you to my friend, his name is jeff and he happens to be a magic 8 ball with a harvard law degree, he is currently working at the pb garage. Only i can see him because he is on the run for horriably butchering his wife with a pickaxe. He only went out for a packet a cigarets and then its ow jeff were have you bin with ur eyes so birght. BA, lipstick on his collar, WHEN DID YOU LAST SEE A MAGIC 8 BALL WITH A COLLAR NON THE LESS I ASK YOU PLAIN AND TRUE???????? DESCRIMINATION AGAINS ETHNIC MINORITIES THAT IS. Last time you shake my freind when you dont know an answere, gruble, grumble , grumble??? grrrrrrrrrr (murderous thoughts) MyGen Profile Generator MyGen Profile Generator