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Lon

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

i live in san luis obispo county. i spend my time collecting junk and working on vintage motorcycles. i randomly buy junk and resell it. i collect vintage motorcycles, vintage guns, strange movies, strange books, and various oddities as i come across them.i like friends who are not the average dumbasses. its not that i dont have dumbass friends, its that they are unique. i live in cambria and i have very few friends here. i dont mind being a recluse. sometimes i do miss having friends who come by and want to bbq or hang out, but they all live in slo and dont get out here much. i usually have to go out and see them.

My Interests

interests include............................ old motorcycles, old cars, old guns, dangerous objects, pointy sticks, good sci-fi books, strange movies, music that doesnt suck. the unconventional and improbable, the absurd, girls who know where their towel is (huge extra points if you get the towel reference),i greatly admire and value a girl who knows how to shut the fuck up. its not that i dont value your opinion, its that chatting for no reason at all and never having a quiet second will make me want to gut you.

I'd like to meet:

people who arent dipshits. if you can carry a conversation and you dont fuck up everything you touch, then we might get to be friends. if you are bad luck, for example, every relationship youve had ended with the other person beating your ass, or leaving with a bunch of your money and stuff, well, your bad luck and i dont want you around.realistically, id like to meet real life friends here in cambria. i dont want to talk online, i want to get out of the house and do stuff. go dirtbiking, go shooting, maybe go to car shows or movies or out to eat. extra points available if you can shoot a gun while riding a dirtbike.

Music:

current music im listening to................. dresden dolls, sam phillips, old rage against the machine, old white zombie, old danzig and the new danzig but the middle danzig sucked monkey ass. explosions in the sky, jedi mind tricks, corrosion of conformity's blind cd, nichole blackman, the cranes, front line assembly's millenium album, circle of dust,pretty much strange music. most people dislike what i listen to cause its so random.

Movies:

red dawn, shaun of the dead, first blood, aliens, terminator 2, the beast, the last seduction, blazing saddles, dead calm, american psycho, spider baby, bully, the cold equations, and on and on............... i love to talk about movies

Television:

fuck tv. watch movies, they are better.

Books:

too many to list. i collect odd books so i know of way too many. ask me about books in person and ill go into it.

Heroes:

honest people. they are a rare breed and dying fast.

My Blog

cops smell funny.

http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=8520847761350501823
Posted by Lon on Thu, 08 Feb 2007 11:05:00 PST

coffee and hatered.

ok, so one of my relatives gave me a sample thingie of coffee for xmas.  it had 5 different kinds of coffee in the little 2 oz sealed packages.   i tried the one called 'chocolate turtl...
Posted by Lon on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 05:59:00 PST

FUCK FORD MOTOR COMPANY

so have a doctors appointment i need to get to and the car wont start.  it has the fuel cutoff light on.  i call ford dealership to ask where the cut off switch reset button is.  the me...
Posted by Lon on Mon, 26 Jun 2006 03:05:00 PST