I am a humanoid creature with gapped teeth and drawn-on eyebrows. I also have boobs and lack a penis; so I guess that makes me a girl humanoid creature. I just got my bachelor's degree in English with a writing emphasis; and for now, I'm working in the marketing department of HarperOne--the HarperCollins Publishers imprint in San Francisco. Adulthood is scarier than Satan's sweaty, taloned feet; but I'm anxious to see where life takes me next. Can't get enough of me? Visit my website . Wanna buy me stuff? Visit my wishlist .