Alec Manticore

I am awsome. Awsome in ways that you could never understand. think about the most awsome thing in the world. Thats me you are thinking about. and i'm thinking about you. right now. naked. not that i am thinking about you being naked. i am in fact, naked. not like no clothes on naked, but naked like the mind of a ferral child naked. like a big pulsating mass of gushy flesh and grey matter. that's how i am thinking of you. or about you. pick a number between 1 and 10. it was 4. how did i know? because i am just that awsome. deal with it. don't think about it too hard though. it's not your fault. it's mine. perfect genetics and enviroment shaped my asomosity. go grab a cup of coffee and think on this. reflect. pray. one day you may be able to bask in my awsomeness. my awsomviolet radiation will tan you to a bronze avatar of awsome glory. well that's enough. good bye.